Vader to Palpatine: "About that Death Star..."

Absolute milk-out-the-nose hilarious quote of the week, Emperor Palpatine berating Darth Vader: "You got an ATM on that torso Lite Brite?"

Once again, I am in awe of Robot Chicken, which does a gut-bustingly funny video send-up of Vader calling home to explain how he kinda sorta let the original Death Star get blowed up. Play close attention to the opening dialogue, which features Palpatine explaining how he pwned Yoda in Episode III. YouTube, you'll be the death of me.

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...