Still, once we've got this wireless thing nailed down, and I maybe try
to tackle the laptop's mysterious battery-related schizophrenia, I'll
have a very fine working notebook running Ubuntu, that does everything I need it too. (Well, eveything short of play Quicktime movie trailers, but what can you do?) In other words, I'll need a new challenge.
So, anybody up for teaching a n00b to become a Ruby developer?
Bare in mind, before anybody jumps at this, I haven't coded in 6 years,
and the whole of my experience has been in either VB or true Basic. And
that experience amounts to about 12-15 programs, most of which involved
writing applets for a TI-82 graphing calculator to get me through high
school physics. (Yes, this is why I always get advanced physics wrong
in Geek Trivia.) I have absolutely zero experience with Object Oriented
Programming and/or Java, both of which heavily influence Ruby (or soI'm told). When I say n00b, I mean n00b.
Still, if anybody out there has the gumption, this could be a heck of
an entertaining ride. (For those open-source aficionados out there, I
wouldn't mind using the Wacky Linux Laptop as my dev box, either.) As
demonstrated with Wacky Linux, I'm more than willing to publicly
humiliate myself for the sake of the project. Plus, I'd like to think
I'm a relatively quick study who has a knack for blundering into common
mistakes from which others can learn (and laugh, more likely).
Also, I'm not plucking Ruby out of the air here; there's talk of using
Ruby for some rapid prototyping in the dark and dusty dev corners of
TR. I wouldn't mind getting my hands in on that. Plus, I'm full of
stupid Web 2.0 ideas, and it would be nice to try them out. In front of people. Who can mock me. At length. On a weekly basis.
So, if anybody is up for this, drop me a line. Otherwise, I'll have to think of some other crazy self-improvement project.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.