Where the future gets blowed up...

Okay, between the Discovery Channel, Popular Science, and James Cameron

movies, we all know that unknown scientists are as we speak spending

billions of tax-payer dollars designing the newest and coolest

uber-weapons ever concieved by man (or James Cameron).

So, like, where's

the list o' cool deathrays and robot fighter planes?


Drool away, my pretties...

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...