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//RANT// by Old Mycroft ...

By OldER Mycroft ·
As I begin this rant it is currently 04:12 local time for me, and my point is simple (as possibly am I).

What are we all ****? What is the point to what we are all doing? Why are we all doing what we are all doing? ... TR is TR and as such it is always filled with folks that have problems & other folks offering possible solutions to those problems. Good! Great!

<What is he talking about? What in **** is his point?>

I'll tell you.

CAN YOU, each of you, DRAW BREATH? ...Yes? ...Then each of you are alive.

That is a fact. That is incontrovertible. You are each and everyone of you on the face of this planet, alive. Otherwise you'd be dead (and not reading this!).

I've just formed my own self-opinionated opinion, that all problems are actually only problems while you are employed to have the problem. Looking at life from the 'bigger picture view' - all problems actually earn you income, and as such should be welcomed because while you've got a problem that others can't solve, you yourself are still employed to fix that problem.

If there was no problem - you'd be out of a job!

Think about it. :)

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Well now, phoo.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to //RANT// by Old Mycroft . ...

You've limited the rant to problems related to employment, and made the definition of alive way too big.

How in the he// am I supposed to get my two cents in under these freaking conditions?

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Well

by The Scummy One In reply to //RANT// by Old Mycroft . ...

"As I begin this rant it is currently 04:12 local time for me,"

Go To Bed, and thoughts like this wont get posted.
Am I alive -- sometimes I wonder. I think I am a poltergeist doomed to browse TR forever :0
Hmmm, maybe not too bad ?

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by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Well

if you want to drop rank from god to poltergeist, I guess you can. Which of course means that you would have to leave someone else in charge of the Church of Scum.

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To continue

by The Scummy One In reply to Well

ok, I am not actually a poltergeist yet, but I will be one at some future time

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If you tell yourself that often enough, eventually ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to To continue

You'll believe it.

* When you DO believe it, can you maybe send me a Ghostcard ?? :^0

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NP

by The Scummy One In reply to If you tell yourself that ...

should it have a Spectre or Poltergeist for the picture?
Actually, I think I'll just become a Spectre -- so much more torture I can inflict on others

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:^0 :^0 :^0

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to If you tell yourself that ...

Good one, OM. My early morning giggle is on. :^0

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04:12 - an explanation ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to Well

Oddly, and by no means intentionally, I copped some of Sonja's seasonal disorder and felt the need to succumb to my exceptionally pleasurable bed, it being Saturday and all (Don't read anything into my descriptive!).

As such, and suitably refreshed, I awoke at 00:35, so am wide awake at present.

Actually I didn't 'awoke' at all - I had severe pain inflicted upon my person, via my right earlobe, by the deft and skillful use of one of Velcro's claws!

She usually spends the entire night outside, and I had been daft enough to slip into a slumber without thinking.

Fair play to her.

<Typo>

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Ah, kitty cats.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to 04:12 - an explanation .. ...

I've one, Heidi, who chases and wrastles feet under the covers. I've yet to find a thickness I can sleep under that she can't get through. There's not a load of sheets I wash that I don't have to go in search of bloodspots before tossing them in the washer. Little fart of a cutie.

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When Velcro was a kitten ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to Ah, kitty cats.

She annoyed the **** out of me, by **suckling** the back of my knees, under the duvet.

I won't tell you that it's an unpleasurable experience, because it's actually quite nice.

But after three or four hours >>> ??? !!!! :^0

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