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A groaner for Max

By sleepin'dawg ·
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I'm voting Democrat

Thinking out loud........

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Government sees fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I won't have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

Sorry Max; saw this and figured you'd get a laugh from it.

Dawg
]:)

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Thank you

by JamesRL In reply to My contribution

I think this one beats the Kerry Bush one.

James

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I didn't go there at first, glad I did now. Thanks. <nt>

by OnTheRopes In reply to My contribution
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Because they go after both sides equally

by jdclyde In reply to I didn't go there at firs ...



if it were just a political hack job for one side or the other, I wouldn't bother.

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That was the best part.

by OnTheRopes In reply to Because they go after bot ...

I was ready for partisan politics and was pleasantly surprised. <br><br>
You come up with some great videos. I think I've watched more videos that you've posted than I have for anyone else.

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by jdclyde In reply to That was the best part.

You find lots of great stuff when you spend evenings on youtube instead of watching TV. B-)

I just try to know my audience, so to speak. Glad you approve of MOST of what I post.

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Hahahahaha!!!

by Jellimonsta In reply to My contribution

I like that one!

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That is great, thanks jd. <nt>

by Michael Jay In reply to My contribution
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