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All Rise and greet the Queen Mae, Happy Birthday To You Maecuff

By Michael Jay ·
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another year comes around, hope they just keep getting better.

Happy Birthday to you.

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Thank you, Neil..

by maecuff In reply to Happy birthdae, May

Because my birthday just wouldn't be complete without discussing the possibility of diarhhea in my future..


I don't know about CONTINUING a normal healthy diet. I guess perhaps I should START a normal healthy diet. Right after I eat this cake I got from my co-workers.

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So..

by maecuff In reply to Happy birthdae, May

So far, for my birthday..

I unclogged the bathtub drain. Relit the pilot light on the furnace and had lunch with my husband. While we were at lunch, I got to listen to a little old lady tell her son about accidently crapping in her pants at the mall and then dropping her cell phone in the toilet.

The fun NEVER stops. :)

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I always keep a small tape recorder handy

by neilb@uk In reply to So..

I would have played the little old lady's anecdote back to her.

I have just had a couple of beers with my pal in the pub and for the entire time this old biddy was listing her medical history in excruciating - and bloody loud - detail to her mate at the next table.

Subtle hints didn't slow her down "Ian, please make her stop! Pleeeease!". Finally I got her to pause by leaning over and saying "I think you'll find that it's called 'hypochondria'".

:)

I didn't get anything close to unblocking the drain, though. I am SO jealous!

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Yeah..the drain

by maecuff In reply to I always keep a small tap ...

It was either a huge hairball or a dead badger.

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I'm trying so hard

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to So..

not to laugh, in case I get old and crappy! :^0

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Happy Burfdee to yoooooooo!

by gadgetgirl In reply to All Rise and greet the Qu ...

have a good one, Mae - enjoy the meal!

GG

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Thanks!

by maecuff In reply to Happy Burfdee to yooooooo ...

I am so looking forward to going out.. 2 hours 25 minutes..

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Happy Birthday, Mae!

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to All Rise and greet the Qu ...

By all means, do everything I'd do.

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Ohhh..

by maecuff In reply to Happy Birthday, Mae!

That just opened up a world of possibilities. :)

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happy bday

by RookieTech In reply to All Rise and greet the Qu ...

hope you have a great time

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