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Another Friday another yuk!!!

By sleepin'dawg ·
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A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat
conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the
opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind
him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched
off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend
goes off again. "YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched
off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man
behind our friend yelled out, "OH BABY! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the
**** up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and
snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole
club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious,
our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your
enthusiasm now"?

The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude."

Dawg ]:)

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Ahahahaha! <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Communism vs, Capitalism
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Of all the things I've lost over the years

by Jacky Howe In reply to Another Friday another yu ...

I miss my mind the most.

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Send me

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Of all the things I've lo ...

a quarter million dollars, American, and I'll ship it to you, postage paid. B-)

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It's in the post

by Jacky Howe In reply to Send me

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Sorry, but that aint 1/4 million

by w2ktechman In reply to It's in the post

keep at it a while longer :^0

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Time payment

by Jacky Howe In reply to Sorry, but that aint 1/4 ...

I can't afford it all at once.
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Tip for a cheap home gym. Buy a skipping rope and use it while you are jogging. Visit a real gym to work out on the bags as most boxing facilities will let you in for free. You may have to do a bit of sparring occasionally but you will have head gear for protection.
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Not only that but you will have a better chance at picking up a chick.
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When it comes to that I may

by w2ktechman In reply to Time payment :D

till then I am too lazy to go find one in the area. Usually I go hiking most weekends in Spring to Fall. However this year, things havent turned out so well with that. So I thought about overwintering with the gym

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Is that a form of

by Jacky Howe In reply to When it comes to that I m ...
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Hmmm, maybe a

by w2ktechman In reply to When it comes to that I m ...

sweaty version :0
well, it will help strentghen my wrist a bit if nothing else :^0

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