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Another Friday another yuk!!!

By sleepin'dawg ·
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A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat
conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the
opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind
him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched
off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend
goes off again. "YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched
off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man
behind our friend yelled out, "OH BABY! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the
**** up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and
snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole
club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious,
our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your
enthusiasm now"?

The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude."

Dawg ]:)

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by Jacky Howe In reply to When it comes to that I m ...
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B-) <groan>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to It's in the post
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You seem to be groaning a lot recently

by w2ktechman In reply to B-) <groan>

is there a problem with Boxy? Maybe some Tums would help?

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Cr@p. Now I have to ask...

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to You seem to be groaning a ...

'Turns'?
(boxy has long been a groaner and a squirmer. B-) )

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TUMS

by w2ktechman In reply to Cr@p. Now I have to ask. ...

antacid
but taking TURNS is much better for the soul

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boxy has bad eyes, too! :0 <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Cr@p. Now I have to ask. ...
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No it's not all Boxy's fault here

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Cr@p. Now I have to ask. ...

When TR was dedesigned they Font became harder to read so a RN or M in lower case can look the same EG rn m.

This was commented on previously along with the Blue on Blue Manage my Account being illegible or invisible for the colour blind.

BAD BOXY look closer next time. :0

Col ]:)

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I guess...

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Cr@p. Now I have to ask. ...

I'm going to have to keep a magnifying glass close at hand.

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Opera has an easy to use magnifier. :0

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A Cattle Dog Story

by Jacky Howe In reply to Another Friday another yu ...

Kevin Rudd "Prime Minister" called Julia Gillard "His Deputy" into his office one day and said,
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'Julia, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters.'
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'Good idea Leader, how will we go about it?' said Julia.
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'Well,' said Rudd, 'we'll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat.
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Oh, and a blue cattle dog. Then we'll really look the part.
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We'll go to a typical old outback country pub, we'll show we really enjoy the bush. 'Right.' Said Julia.
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Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite blue heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction.
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Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub.
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They walked in with the dog and up to the bar.
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'G'day mate,' said Rudd to the bartender, 'two middies of your best beer.'
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'Good afternoon Leader,' said the bartender, 'two middies of our best coming up.'
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Gillard and Rudd stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting, nodding now and again to whoever came into the bar for a drink. The dog lay quietly at their feet.
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All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stock whip.
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He walked up to the cattle dog, lifted its tail with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar.
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A few moments later, in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog and lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar.
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Over the course of the next hour or so another four or five stockmen came in and lifted the dogs tail and went away looking puzzled.
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Eventually, Rudd and Gillard could stand it no longer and called the barman over.
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'Tell me,' said Rudd, 'why did all those old stockmen come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?'
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'Strewth no!' said the barman.
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'Someone told 'em there was a cattle dog in the bar with two a$$holes!'

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