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    Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

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    by older mycroft ·

    I could do with a friendly voice – I’ve just had some bad news, and my new regime of drugs will inhibit my use of a keyboard.

    Please… 😀

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    • #2794691

      That’s terrible!!!

      by cmiller5400 ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      I don’t have Skype, but I’m here if you want to rant/rave, blow off steam.

      My thoughts and prayers are with you for what ever the bad news may be.

    • #2794685

      You matter.

      by santeewelding ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      You matter greatly.

      I don’t want to lose you. I will pre-empt everyone here and say, nobody wants to lose you.

      • #2794684

        However, it wouldnt matter

        by the scummy one ·

        In reply to You matter.

        if he were lost in the Church of Scum, would it? 😀

      • #2794682

        I agree with santee…

        by boxfiddler ·

        In reply to You matter.

        I’ll add that I wish I had Skype. I’d be on the horn 3 minutes ago.
        Love you Old Mycroft – and I’m thinking of you.
        😡

    • #2794683

      Sorry OM, I dont do Skype

      by the scummy one ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      but as others have mentioned, you can post here, or, you can even peer me and I can respond.

      Sorry to hear of a misfortune.

      Edit: And since you are no longer riff-raff I will actually respond to a peer 😀

      • #2794676

        A question scummy if you please

        by jamesrl ·

        In reply to Sorry OM, I dont do Skype

        When did you stop being riff-raff?

        James

        • #2794631

          Me??

          by the scummy one ·

          In reply to A question scummy if you please

          I am always Riff-Raff — just toned it down recently for several reasons.

          As for OM — you must not have followed the thread he started. It was about getting TR Swag, therefore he isnt Riff-Raff anymore :^0 — it went on for some time too (in questions forum).
          I figured, I had to comment 😀 maybe lighten up his mood a little.

        • #2794585

          Oh I remember

          by jamesrl ·

          In reply to Me??

          I just think take the piss out of you might make him laugh.

          You tossed a softball over the plate and I had to swing at it.

          James

    • #2794680

      I’m a former Skype user but for you

      by ontheropes ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      I’ll get it again. Please send me your Skype user details and I’ll talk your ass off. Listen too.

    • #2794677

      Sorry no skype

      by jamesrl ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      If you find you can keyboard, please email me.

      James

    • #2794655

      I rang ya… no answer…

      by captbilly1eye ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      I’ll look forward to talking to you, friend.

      I’m terribly sorry to hear things aren’t going well!

      chin up, Chum, we’re all here for ya!

      – Billy

    • #2794654

      OM – I’m here.

      by gadgetgirl ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      Will peer you again with details.

      No probs, sweetz

      GG

    • #2794650

      Is there any way that I can help?

      by tig2 ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      I don’t have Skype running anymore but I believe that GG does. I use SightSpeed.

      I understand that you can’t type what is happening just now. We need to get you Via Voice or other speech recognition software that will at least allow you to communicate when things get bad.

      Grab Dear Velcro. Let her purr at you until someone can get on Skype with you. I will go hunt for the download now.

    • #2794641

      I peered you my info…

      by jmgarvin ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      Are you on?

    • #2794620

      My body rejects SKYPE i think

      by oz_media ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      Having been on the business end of telecom, I just can’t SKYPE or VOIP with anything but a NEAX it seems. My body rejects VoIP for tha masses and I can’t stand signing up for aything online.

      But whatever is up, I promise you taht you have an immensely large group of dedicated Old Mycrofy fans on TR who will always stand by and support you. This place is great that way!

      Not that you care to, but should you ever need to PM a peer, click my link anytime. I am always more than happy to listen and love gettign peer mail, from most of you lot anyway.

      I will always accept charges or pass on my 800# if you want to give me a bell or PM.

    • #2794541

      Each peer has been emailed or peermailed, so for the rest …

      by older mycroft ·

      In reply to Anyone that knows me on SKYPE – give me a call, please!!

      Well folks, it now offishul

      Yesterday morning I got 7 (yeah that’s right – SEVEN) insipid brown envelopes in the post. All from the same originating address. Now, that is odd in anyone’s book. Opening them wasn’t much help either, because they told me a story but first of all I had to figure out which order they had been composed in, so that they made any sense at all.

      Basically I was being informed that I was now the recipient of a stunningly large sum of Disability Benefits. Not only was it an increase in what they would pay me but it was backdated to October 2006 – at which point they told me I could whistle in the wind because they didn’t ‘believe’ my claim form.

      However, being a bloke with a reasonable interest in the internet, and GET THIS – my computer id is STILL valid for the GTN (Government Telephone Network) although I left MAFF in 1988. I’ve never used GTN to make free phone calls, but it does give me access to the inner sanctum of the internet. From where I found out some years ago, that if a benefits recipient is suddenly allocated the maximum amount, it is bcause the issuing body have been informed that the recipient is shortly for the OFF, therefore it’ll look good at the post-mortem that the stiff was in receipt of maximum benefits, even although historically s/he had been fighting with said Government Department for years! So, you could say that my internal alarm bells began to ring.

      I phoned for a taxi cab and went straight to my GPs surgery, using the vociferous side of my vocabulary to get in to see my doctor. He greeted me with the immortal line of…

      “I think you know what I might have been about to tell you?”

      …and a discourse ensued, mainly that I didn’t appreciate getting 7 brown envelopes and having to work out for myself that something was afoot, THEN my legs gave way and I found the carpet rising to meet me. My Ataxia had come back with a vengeance and the next thing I knew was a rather sharp pain in my neck from whatever hypodermic he had just administered. For those of you that don’t know: ATAXIA is the uncontrollability of the body’s extremities, they tend to have a life of their own. Your body’s extremities include your arms (with your fingers included), you legs (with – yep you guessed it, your toes included), and your EARS ~ which above all else are intuitive in your ability to stand up without falling over. Ask a mountain climber, he’ll tell you – in fact don’t bother (I’ve got memories of standing on top of some of the highest mountains in Europe) – I’m telling you.

      When I had regained the use of my faculties, the GP told me that my latest CAT Scan showed increasing shrinkage in ‘bits’ of my brain, and this information would have been made available to any Government Agency as a matter of course. He assured me that I had been informed before they had, but ~in my present condition~ I couldn’t really argue. Hell, maybe I got the sodding letter, maybe I even read it, I just don’t remember having done it.

      His prognosis was one of “Well, no-one really knows for sure…” but I reckon that was just his way of placating me.

      So – there you have it. When I posted the Skype notice, the injection in my neck still had my fingers all a-wobble although my legs (balance) did feel much better, and basically I was feeling rather sorry for myself. Most unlike the grumpy old man I try to be.

      I will forthwith make it my (… I was going to say “my life’s work”) but I’ll try to reign in my emotions slightly more than I have done of late.

      As my dear old Gran used to say – “There’s nothing worse than a Moaning Minnie.”

      Brian

      ps Thanks for the posts and if you ever fancy a chat, I’m yer man.

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