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Did you hear about the guy who threw a shoe at President Bush?

By maxwell edison ·
Really? He threw a shoe at the President? What a heel.

The shoe flew through the air on its wing-tip.

I wonder if it was the guy's sole decision to throw the shoe.

Maybe size DOES matter - a size 13 would have nailed President Bush.

I trust the guy got the boot from the press conference.

He was probably nothing but a loafer.

Maybe the guy was mad because of a presidential flip-flop.

I wonder if the guy sneakered in there?

Or maybe he was able to slipper by security?

Could the thrower be charged with assault with a deadly shoe?

These boots are made for throwing, and that's just what he did........

I guess he thought, If the shoe fits, throw it.

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by JamesRL In reply to Where was the Secret Serv ...

Questions for the Secret Service:

1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
(Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown)
3. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
4. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."
5. Same question about the second shoe.
6. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."
7. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?
8. If not, do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
9. Where were you?

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I would have done it myself

by Oz_Media In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

But there was dirty work afoot and I was tied up.

Max, that's frickin' awful but I still laughed out loud.

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I want to know...

by TonytheTiger In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

why it took the secret service so long to get out there, and why the camera didn't show if they had their shoes on :) :)

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Hahahaha

by Jellimonsta In reply to I want to know...
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The shoe was a waste of time

by drowningnotwaving In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

He should have just socked him one

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Ooops

by drowningnotwaving In reply to The shoe was a waste of t ...

beaten by a long toe. I forgot the Laugh In line.

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It is all good

by Michael Jay In reply to Ooops

perhaps Mr Zaidi's weapons program was operating on a shoestring budget.

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He should have thrown a clock

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

As you know, "Time wounds all heals"

Dawg ]:)

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puny group of answers !

by T Mike In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

at least I'm cracking up, don't stop now...
uhhh, can we vote for the best ?

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When puns are concerned

by jdclyde In reply to puny group of answers !

you are suppose to vote for the WORST... ;\

They always get the most groans....

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