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Did you hear about the guy who threw a shoe at President Bush?

By maxwell edison ·
Really? He threw a shoe at the President? What a heel.

The shoe flew through the air on its wing-tip.

I wonder if it was the guy's sole decision to throw the shoe.

Maybe size DOES matter - a size 13 would have nailed President Bush.

I trust the guy got the boot from the press conference.

He was probably nothing but a loafer.

Maybe the guy was mad because of a presidential flip-flop.

I wonder if the guy sneakered in there?

Or maybe he was able to slipper by security?

Could the thrower be charged with assault with a deadly shoe?

These boots are made for throwing, and that's just what he did........

I guess he thought, If the shoe fits, throw it.

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I liked Jay Leno's. . . . .

by maxwell edison In reply to puny group of answers !

.....reference to a shoeicide bomber.

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Two loafers in the hand

by XnavyDK In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

missed two at the bush...

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now we will see who has

by XnavyDK In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

when the shoe is on the other foot.


No we won't he threw them both.


he will never know what its like now.

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he better be glad it wasnt.

by XnavyDK In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

Richard Pryors, Momma had a boomerang Shoe.

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Wide World of Sports Answer

by BFilmFan In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

It was the "agony of defeat."

I was thinking of the scene from Austin Powers where the guy whacks him with the shoe and he says, "Ow! That really hurt. Who the **** throws a shoe?"

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Yeah, I thought that too

by Oz_Media In reply to Wide World of Sports Answ ...

I pointed it out to a friend and said "Who the **** throws a shoe?" a la Mike Meyers, it's the little lines he has that really makes the movies he's in, not the big setups.

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Try it yourself!

by Bizzo In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...
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Nah

by Oz_Media In reply to Try it yourself!

The only shoe I'd throw at Bush would need you to pull the pin first.

It would make an interesting spin on the Whack-a-mole game at carnivals though. You have a big, heavy shoe chained to the machine and have to whack Bush as his head pops up, you could also add other cabinet members to really get your fill.

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*groan*

by dcolbert Contributor In reply to Did you hear about the gu ...

After that string of puns, now I understand why this is such a vile insult in the mideast.

I'm struck by how EXCITED the entire Middle East is that a dude threw his SHOE at the President of the U.S.

At the very least, it illustrates the vast cultural difference between the Middle East and the West.

"He threw a SHOE at him?"

"Yes! A shoe!"

"A... shoe?!?"

"Uh huh! Uh huh! Allah Ahkbar, a filthy, dirty, smelly SHOE!"

"Hmnn... and then, he got beat up by security?"

"Yes, yes, by the puppet regime bodyguards of the infidel occupiers. It was a shame".

"Maybe if he was wearing shoes, he would have been able to outrun them"...

"What? Wait... whose side are you on?!?"

They bring down the Twin Trade Towers, and they mob the streets dancing, they throw a shoe at President Bush, twice, and miss both times, and they mob the streets dancing...

I've got a great diversionary plan to keep the U.S. safe from terrorist attacks on domestic targets! We'll just put various U.S. dignitaries in a dunk tank, and let them throw their shoes at the target.

easily amused....

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What would be amusing

by jdclyde In reply to *groan*

is to see the treatment the dog would have gotten if that was still Saddam ruling the country. He would never have been heard from again, something the mindless rabble hasn't considered.

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