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Early Friday Yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Well it is only thursday here, but one can expect Colin to start on about how it's Friday on the other haf of the world. So to refrain from upsetting my dear brothers and sisters so far away;

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:? Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."


Happy Fursday!

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Brilliant

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to pilots

I love it but it hurts after laughing so much.

Col

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Oh, YES!

by neilb@uk In reply to pilots

Absolute cracker! I do like 'em a bit sick.

Neil

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Which?

by mlandis In reply to Oh, YES!

Pilots or jokes?

Maureen

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The Jokes, Maureen. How do YOU like your pilots?

by neilb@uk In reply to Which?

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack.

This is fairly mild. Unfortunately I fear that I have a completely warped sense of humour.

Neil

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I am of the opinion

by maecuff In reply to The Jokes, Maureen. How d ...

that a slightly warped sense of humor is a sign of an intelligent mind.

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In that case where does a totally

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I am of the opinion

Warped sense of Humor rate?

Col

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either

by maecuff In reply to In that case where does a ...

COMPLETELY insane, or unbelievable genius. The problem is, I'm not sure you could ever really tell the difference between the two..

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maecuff

by Jaqui In reply to In that case where does a ...

okay then the question just has to be asked.

warped, twisted, sadistic sense of humour rates?

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OK I'll ask

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to In that case where does a ...

Is there any difference between Totally Insane and Genius?

Most normal people can not under stand what either one is talking about anyway so does it even matter?

Col

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Col

by maecuff In reply to In that case where does a ...

Of course there is a difference. I'm not totally insane. :)

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