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Early Friday Yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Well it is only thursday here, but one can expect Colin to start on about how it's Friday on the other haf of the world. So to refrain from upsetting my dear brothers and sisters so far away;

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:? Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."


Happy Fursday!

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tsk tsk

by Jaqui In reply to Behind the times

that area ain't called "down under" for nothin ya know.

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Why

by neilb@uk In reply to tsk tsk

is Australia "down under" to you? I know it ruins your point but if they're down under to us then...

"down, under, across and up a bit" doesn't flow.

Anyway, speaking as someone only a few miles from the G in GMT and therefore in perfect harmony, they're always getting ahead of themselves.

When I'm at work, though, you are still asleep. But hey, so am I.

Neil

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Neil I'm glad you filled that out

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Why

Anyway speaking as someone only a few miles from the G. Had me wondering what you where meaning and just how lonely you actually where!

When someone says something about the G over here it means the G Spot or G String depending on who it is used in a sentence, but in all honestly I've never heard anyone admit to living "Miles from it" Though some do admit at time it may feel that way.

Col

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LIke you said

by Oz_Media In reply to NO COMMENTS

No comment. I would LOVE to get their customer base though, I'm sure I have all sorts of stuff they'd like!

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