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By CharlieSpencer ·
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Is there any point in giving a wedgie to someone who's already wearing a thong?

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:^0 Thanks for those.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Hospital Charts

#19
Don't ask. :^0 :^0

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haha

by Shellbot In reply to :^0 Thanks for those.

I suffered from that as well!! :)

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:^0 :^0

by The Scummy One In reply to Absolute Governmental Aut ...

Some people just dont listen, or ask why? when they should :^0

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A bit naughty

by rob mekel In reply to Friday Double-Yuck

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam:
- "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family but that's it! NO other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smarty student in the back of the room, raised his hand and asks:
- "What would you say if tomorrow i said i was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does their best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says:
- "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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Understandable

by rob mekel In reply to A bit naughty

I asked a little girl: "Do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day?"

She was very enthusiastic to say "It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor"

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She was so dumb

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Understandable

she thought 'Manual Labor' was a Mexican obstetrician.

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I used to live upstairs from him

by NickNielsen In reply to She was so dumb

Manuel LaBor, that is! :)

He was a Brazilian student at U Cal Riverside when I was stationed at March AFB. He enjoyed the joke and readily responded when Anglos mis-pronounced his name.

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Different line

by rob mekel In reply to A bit naughty

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.

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One for the management

by rob mekel In reply to Different line

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs 2,000 dollars."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

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If live could ever be this simple

by rob mekel In reply to One for the management

If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on ?find? (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

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