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By CharlieSpencer ·
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Is there any point in giving a wedgie to someone who's already wearing a thong?

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Or, you could wake up and

by The Scummy One In reply to If live could ever be thi ...

find that you have an I/O error
Bad or missing partition
Missing or corrupt boot file

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I always hated that one

by CharlieSpencer In reply to If live could ever be thi ...

"If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!"

But you wouldn't know any more than you did to begin with, and would just make the same mistakes.

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But some mistakes are

by The Scummy One In reply to I always hated that one

better forgotton

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No just use System Restore to make yourself younger!! (NT)

by DadsPad In reply to I always hated that one
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More to this line

by rob mekel In reply to Different line

Bill Gates is hanging out with the CEO of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,? boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.

Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure,? says the General Motors CEO. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?!!"

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its like a dang morge in here

by Shellbot In reply to Friday Double-Yuck

come on people..laugh it up

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morgue?

by Jaqui In reply to its like a dang morge in ...
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Let's not go there

by GSG In reply to morgue?

I used to have to manage equipment in the autopsy room. The pathologist dictated as he was "working" and gunk would get on the bio-cover over the keypad. I'd have to gown and glove just to get the covers off to work on the equipment.

I refused to do it until they had the bodies in the cubbyholes where I couldn't see them, but one day one of them walked in with a severed leg. I almost passed out.

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:0

by NickNielsen In reply to Let's not go there

One of the bodies walked in with a severed leg?

:^0 :^0

This may just be the funniest sentence yet today!

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Oops...

by GSG In reply to :0

I meant to say that a Pathologist walked in carrying a severed leg.

Glad I could at least brighten your day with my typo!

I live to serve.

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