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Friday Yuk

By mjwx ·
Well its friday here. since NZJ didnt beat me to it. Have a good weekend.

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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

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Male bashing..

by maecuff In reply to Like The Little Rascals

I really don't disciminate when it comes to bashing other humans. It's silly to hate a person based on gender, race, etc. when there are so many good reason to hate people on an indiviual basis. :)

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What's this?

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Male bashing..

I see you are coming around to my way of thinking. If you must hate do on the basisof equal opportunity and the opportunites will present themselves when they come withi arm reach.

However, Mae, put away that Louisville Slugger, you could end up doing time for that.

Dawg ]:)

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I've always

by maecuff In reply to What's this?

been this way. I love individual people very very much, however, people as a group, suck a$$.

And you're right, I should put away the baseball bat..but it makes such a satisfying crunch when it hits..

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oh

by CuteElf In reply to I've always

how do i love that sweet THONK sound when it hits...


Cute

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really,

by Jaqui In reply to Like The Little Rascals

We gotta get gg to spend more time teaching the rest of the women the proper way to bash men..with whips and chains. ]:)

of course, I use whips and chains and bash women myself, so I could help give fine points on how they can improve. ]:)

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Just to prove that I'm not gender biased..

by maecuff In reply to Like The Little Rascals

Here is one of each...

Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A - Pregnant

Q - What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her
intelligence? A - Divorced

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DNA

by jdclyde In reply to Just to prove that I'm no ...

At some point, 90% of all women will contain intellegent DNA. Problem is, most will spit it out...

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male bashing is a big problem

by Absolutely In reply to Like The Little Rascals

because so many men are helpless victims of women.

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I once saw a bumper sticker

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to male bashing is a big pro ...

it read STOP VIOLENT WOMEN.

I've never been able to find out where it was sold or I would have several of them all on She Who Must Be Obeyed Cars. :)

I'd even put one on her crash helmet as it would give her some incentive not to ride pillion and let me have my fun.

Col ]:)

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A littel something to tickle the funny bone

by pounddd In reply to Friday Yuk

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to
> REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
>
> For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read
> on...
>
>
> If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
> "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
>
>
> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
>
>
> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office, in my den and I'm thinking about
> buying a computer.
>
> ABBOTT: Mac?
>
> COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
>
> ABBOTT: Your computer?
>
>
> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
>
>
> ABBOTT: Mac?
>
> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
>
> ABBOTT: What about Windows?
>
> COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
>
> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
>
> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
>
> ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
>
> COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
>
> ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
>
> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
> proposals, track expenses and run my business.? What do you have?
>
>
> ABBOTT: Office.
>
> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
>
> ABBOTT: I just did.
>
> COSTELLO: You just did what?
>
> ABBOTT: Recommend something.
>
> COSTELLO: You recommended something?
>
> ABBOTT: Yes.
>
> COSTELLO: For my office?
>
> ABBOTT: Yes.
>
> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
>
> ABBOTT: Office.
>
> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
>
> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
>
> COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
> sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.? What
> do I need?
>
> ABBOTT: Word.
>
> COSTELLO: What word?
>
> ABBOTT: Word in Office.
>
> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
>
> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
>
> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
>
> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
>
> COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
> straight answers.? What about financial bookkeeping? You have
> anything I can track my money with?
>
> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
>
> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
>
> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
>
> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
>
> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
>
> ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
>
> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
>
> ABBOTT: One copy.
>
> COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
>
> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
>
> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
>
> ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
>
> (A few days later)
>
> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
>
> ABBOTT: Click on "START"............

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