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By NZ_Justice ·
Is there some order or something to who creates these things?

Well I thought I would share these with the TR.

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .......Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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I really don't

by maecuff In reply to That's right

understand how this pertains to the original issue.

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Oops..

by maecuff In reply to I really don't

That was in the wrong spot.

What I meant,was Davy Crockett really doesn't ahve much to do with OG and me being willing to risk our lives for our humor. Even if it's lame and not all that funny.

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your right

by jdclyde In reply to Oops..

on every point. ;\


You had originally left me wondering what you were going on about......

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That's what happens

by maecuff In reply to Oops..

When you post after dinner and a few drinks

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It was a little take off

by Old Guy In reply to Oops..

between M_a_r_k and me regarding his statement about gunning for me in another post. I used the analogy of Davy (though I meant Daniel Boone) about he wouldn't have been able to see me to shoot me because being from Tennessee we hide camouflage well in the woods like Daniel Boone did. It was a Tennessee verses Texas thing. M_a_r_k and I knew what we were talking about. Gee, I can't imagine anyone not understanding us...

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Pertaining to an original issue

by M_a_r_k In reply to I really don't

Mae, were you born this morning? It wouldn't be a stretch to say that just about everything posted in TR does not stick to the original issue.

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Mark

by maecuff In reply to Pertaining to an original ...

Yes, as a matter of fact, I WAS born this morning.

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Happy Birthday,Mae

by M_a_r_k In reply to Pertaining to an original ...
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You were??

by stargazerr In reply to Pertaining to an original ...
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Ohh..that's right.

by maecuff In reply to Pertaining to an original ...

I have a few more days until my birth. I do pretty good for a fetus.

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