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By jzsdii ·
In the earlier days of computer experimentation, attempts were made for language translators. Someone decided that the definitive test would be translation to a different language and then translation back.

The attempt was made with the quote "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." from English to Russian then English.

It must have been frustrating when the computer obligingly returned "The vodka is amenable but the meat is rotten.".

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Why women and men can't communicate.

by tryten In reply to Friday Yuk

Ever wonder why women and men dont understand each other. Here are 7 examples of why we never seem to understand the opposite sex. Keep in mind this is just the begining. I am sure you can think of some others.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female Any part under a car's hood.
Male The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)

Female A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.

Female A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

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How many Bush officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by critch In reply to Friday Yuk

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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