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Friday Yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Well yet another week has come to an end, a quick one this time. Well, at least we can spend the weekends at home.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

Have an excellent weekend everyone! :)

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I think

by jck In reply to Beer is bad!!

that's gotta be some mighty strong beer there...

where can I get some? ]:)

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Jessie

by maecuff In reply to Beer is bad!!

She's gorgeous!

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Shows a total lack of understanding

by DMambo In reply to Beer is bad!!

This is exactly what makes beer GOOD. Sheeesh, women will just never get it.

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Gotta be more careful clicking on links

by shorne In reply to Beer is bad!!

man...I clicked on the wrong link and got your baby pictures..and was trying to figure out "why is beer bad because of a baby"??? All I could think was beer+guy+girl=baby. I'll be more careful clicking next time. Beautiful baby by the way!

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Picture in first link must be real bad!

by Montgomery Gator In reply to Beer is bad!!

The first link got blocked by Websense as Tasteless!!

However, the baby is a real darling. Congratulations!!!

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Awwwww

by CuteElf In reply to Beer is bad!!

OH, Jessie, she's such a doll!

Smiley, intelligent, interested...she'll be a programmer for sure. And still looking @ breasts.

You guys did good :)

CuteElf

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Now that is just plain evil

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Awwwww

Wishing that on such a nice looking baby, With a bit of luck her mother & Father will bring her up right so she has nothing at all to do with computers other than treat them all as a disposable consumer item. :)

Now go and wash out your mouth with soapy water for even thinking such evil thoughts on such a nice young baby.

Col ]:)

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Take me somewhere expensive !!

by DugaDugDug In reply to Friday Yuk

It was my wife's birthday yesterday so when I got home from work last night she demanded I take her out to some place expensive.........So I took her to a gas station.

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Tree hugger!

by JamesRL In reply to Take me somewhere expensi ...

Now there is someone who believes passionately in recycling.....


James

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Check out the police looters in Wal-Mart

by M_a_r_k In reply to Friday Yuk
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