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Friday Yuk

By Shellbot ·
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Ok people, its time we had a bit of a laugh..maybe a smile or two??

Since I'm home sick..I'll start us off..
If no one helps out I'm going to get upset and throw a hissy fit later on!!

Some one liners:


Schizophrenia beats being alone.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ***.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

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Words of Wisdom from Ron White

by critch In reply to Friday Yuk

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...


And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka , and have a party.

Ron White

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Sounds like a plan!!!

by Shellbot In reply to Words of Wisdom from Ron ...

I'[ve got lemons and vodka...

who wants to party??

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pick me! pick me!

by PurpleSkys In reply to Sounds like a plan!!!

i'm in! i'll even bring some oj

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Coolio!

by Shellbot In reply to pick me! pick me!

Right..
2 girls ready to party..
maybe others will join us laters!!

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ME!

by jck In reply to Sounds like a plan!!!

I have vodka, rum, tequila, gin, triple sec, gran marnier, amaretto di'saranno, etc etc etc.

Someone bring the ice and mixers to my place.

My back yard can hold about 150. :^0

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We are SOOOOOOOOO there!!!

by Shellbot In reply to ME!

woo hoo...

hey guess who's gonna party with GG Sept 25??

Just booked flight!!!!!!

BOING!!!!!!!!!

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very very cool

by jck In reply to We are SOOOOOOOOO there!! ...

I won't get to see GG again til at least next year, and possibly later depending on if I have to use vacation time for other things.

2 weeks vacation and 2.5 weeks sick time per year isn't enough when you break your neck. lol

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I wasn't going to come until you said the magic word

by GSG In reply to ME!

Disarrono.

I love Amaretto.

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Bring Snacks!!!

by Shellbot In reply to I wasn't going to come un ...

Cheetos..for me please

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the magic word

by jck In reply to I wasn't going to come un ...

I bought a huge bottle to make drinks with. I don't drink it over the rocks, like in the tv advert.

The only problem with a party at my place is that indoor room is limited. I have so much stuff in my house, it's not even funny.

Maybe I can just get lots of fans outside. :^0

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