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By Shellbot ·
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Ok people, its time we had a bit of a laugh..maybe a smile or two??

Since I'm home sick..I'll start us off..
If no one helps out I'm going to get upset and throw a hissy fit later on!!

Some one liners:


Schizophrenia beats being alone.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ***.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

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stuff??

by Shellbot In reply to the magic word

get rid of it..
stuff is no good..collects dust and wastes space :)
and don't buy any more stuff..waste of money :)

being a smoker I'm happy outside..hate sitting indoors for too long even when i not smoking...

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my stuff

by jck In reply to stuff??

It's hard to get rid of.

Of course, I do think my...(counts to himself)...9 computers I have in the house is a bit of overkill.

Of course, we could have a really cool gaming session!! (I'd just have to configure the 2 routers to talk openly to each other lol)

I can't throw out the 107 year old piano tho. That stays until I croak, or pass it off to a kid...if I ever have any.

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