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Friday Yuk 4/10/2009

By jimmy-jam ·
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Anybody start the Yuk?

I haven't seen it?

Where is it?

I'll have to find something to start it with...

:ar!

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How to Talk About Women and Stay Politically Correct

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Friday Yuk 4/10/2009

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She is not a babe or chick...she is a full breasted American
She does not scream or moan..she is verbally appreciative
She is not easy...she is horizontally accessible
She is not dumb...she took a detour off the information superhighway
She has not been around...she is a previously enjoyed companion
She is not an airhead...she is reality impaired
She is not drunk or tipsy...she is chemically inconvenienced
She is not horny...she is sexually focused
She does not have breast implants...she is medically enhanced
She is not a nag..she is verbally repetitive
She is not a ****...she is sexually extroverted
She does not have major league hooters...she is pectorally superior
She is not a two-bit whoare...she is a low cost provider

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I'll have to remember to use this Dawg. NT

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to How to Talk About Women a ...
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Hmm, that first statement sure puts a new meaning

by Deadly Ernest In reply to How to Talk About Women a ...

on the old line about Robin Red Breast - I now picture a Robyn Red Fully Breasted American.

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Red, White and Blue

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Friday Yuk 4/10/2009

I have a visitor staying with us for the weekend: He's from the Netherlands. As a way to loosen things up and get the conversation flowing, I noted that we have something in common: we both have red, white, and blue flags.


"Yes!" he said. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes."

"Um... huh?" I stammered. I mean yeah, it's almost April 15 here, but the flag symbolizes taxes?

"Yes," he said. "We get red in the face when we talk about them, white in our knuckles when we get our tax bill, and we're blue after we pay them."

"Ah," I said, immediately grasping the concept. "That's the same with us -- only we see stars, too."

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