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Friday Yuk

By OH Smeg Moderator ·
Well no jokes this week just this picture which says it all.

Warning M$ new OS to replace Vista is now officially named here is a picture of the new case and name.

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="M$ Windows"></a>

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by jdclyde In reply to Dog, Cat, and Rat

Something for the cat lovers. Not a cat lover? This is not for you, and bugger off!

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hey, i like cat

by critch In reply to kitty

just can't eat a whole one by myself

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Don't use so much sauce

by NickNielsen In reply to hey, i like cat

Just a light touch is best.

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Ah, bless! How sweet...

by neilb@uk In reply to kitty
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by NickNielsen In reply to Ah, bless! How sweet...

That has been one of my favorites for years!

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Neil..just because I remembered you liked this..

by maecuff In reply to Ah, bless! How sweet...
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No Mae that will not do at all

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Neil..just because I reme ...

The Parrot has a Pomy Accent.

That would drive me nuts but otherwise it's a half way decent parrot. :0


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travelling with dog

by jck In reply to Dog, Cat, and Rat

One day, an old Russian lady decides to go visit her grandchildren in New York City. Being that she didn't want her poor dog Bahlzich to starve, she took him along with her for the visit.

Arriving in LaGuardia, the old lady goes and gets her luggage, then boards a bus to her family's neighborhood.

About 10 minutes into the trip, she notices that the bag her dog was riding in was open and there was no sight him. Frantically, she gets out of the seat and starts searching for him.

Having worked her way to the front of the bus and still desperate to find him, she finally screamed for her dog "BAHLZICH!?!?!?!"

Subtly, the bus driver looked over and said to her:

"No, ma'am. Just reachin for some change."


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Sex is like oxygen

by jdclyde In reply to Friday Yuk

It is no big deal, until you don't have any... :0

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on a business trip

by critch In reply to Friday Yuk

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... you know the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."

"Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! She sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you need to press 9."

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