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By sleepin'dawg ·
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Crazy Mike walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and
potent all night?"

The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings
up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' containing single
wrapped packets. He says, "Take one of these and you'll go crazy
for 12 hours."

Crazy Mike replies, "****, gimme three"

The next day Mike returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and
asks,

"Well, how'd it go?"

In answer, Mike pulls down his pants, to display his ***** that's
black and blue and blistered, one of the sorriest sights the
pharmacist had ever seen.

Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a tube of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben
Gay on that are you?"

Mike replies, "****, no, it's for my arm. The girls didn't show
up."

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Hey!!

by maecuff In reply to Nice one.

It's the deadwood guy..

I loved that show.

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The perfect friday song for geeks

by jdclyde In reply to Friday Yuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hXE9MwXBqU

A little something from "Da Vinci's Notebook"

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While we are at it

by jdclyde In reply to The perfect friday song f ...
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Being Friday, we had to end up here.....

by jdclyde In reply to While we are at it
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LMAO!!!

by Jellimonsta In reply to The perfect friday song f ...

I had not heard that before. That is too funny!!

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"Who has time to sheep?"

by jdclyde In reply to LMAO!!!

Here is a song for all first born children!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAP3TEE2MDs

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I apologize in advance - Not "PC"

by critch In reply to Friday Yuk

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of the door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your hot tub? Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your BBQ grill? Frank
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs waterskiing? Skip
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
Same guy after 6 months? Pete
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs? Bob Barker
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the wall? Art
And what do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of Art
What if he also doesn't have a tongue? Tasteless Art
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water? Swimming trunks
What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall? Curt 'n Rod
What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car? Jack
What do you call a guy with no feet? Neil
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other? Eileen
An Asian woman with the same affliction? Irene
After the operation? Noleen
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs? Lean Ground Beef
What do you call a cow that just had a calf? Decaffeinated.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs under a car? Axel
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs n a mailbox? Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the bottom of a pool? Duane
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs.in a bank? Buck
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your shoulder? Chip
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs overed with oil? Derrick
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs with a spade? Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs without a spade? Douglas
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs flying over the fence? Homer
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that sits on top of a podium? Mike
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a GMC? Jimmy
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bathroom? John
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs impaled on a stick? Lance
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a piece of paper? Mark
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a hill? Roland
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs with a pet rabbit? Warren
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs on a tennis court? Annette
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs on a dirt road? Dusty
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs in a bag? Carrie
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs floating on a pond? Lily
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs hanging on a clothes line? Peg
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs..between two slices of bread? Patty
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs stuck on a fence? Barb
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach? Sandy

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Non-PC also, I guess

by WoW > Work In reply to I apologize in advance - ...

A man is running along the beach in the morning, and comes across a woman lying beside the ocean, with no arms and no legs, crying her eyes out.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"I've never been hugged before," she replies. So he picks her up and hugs her. She smiles and thanks him. He puts her back down on the sand, and continues his morning jog.

Next morning, the man is running along the beach, and sees the same woman, same location, crying again.

"What's wrong now?" he asks.

"I've never been kissed before," she replies. So he picks her up and kisses her. She smiles and thanks him. He puts her back down on the sand, and continues his morning jog.

Next morning, the man is running along the beach, and sees the same woman, same location, crying yet again.

"What's wrong this time." he asks, annoyed.

"I've never been screwed before," she replies. So he picks her up and throws her into the ocean.

"There," the man yells to her. "Now you're screwed!"

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