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By sleepin'dawg ·
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Crazy Mike walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and
potent all night?"

The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings
up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' containing single
wrapped packets. He says, "Take one of these and you'll go crazy
for 12 hours."

Crazy Mike replies, "****, gimme three"

The next day Mike returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and
asks,

"Well, how'd it go?"

In answer, Mike pulls down his pants, to display his ***** that's
black and blue and blistered, one of the sorriest sights the
pharmacist had ever seen.

Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a tube of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben
Gay on that are you?"

Mike replies, "****, no, it's for my arm. The girls didn't show
up."

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"Senior" personal ads

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Friday Yuk

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks

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