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Friday Yuk

By Shellbot ·
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What the heck guys..there was a time when the friday yuk was posted on thursday by some upstart Aussie trying to beat everyone to it....and now, its lunch in Ireland..and I've no yuk to read.

Tis a sad day indeed...

I'll post a couple in a few minutes....

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And then "they" go and get mad....

by jdclyde In reply to A conversation

after getting grilled about whywhywhy, you finally tell them it is because they let you play with the mommy parts! :0

"OOPS! Did I say that out loud?"

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Nah, if that's all I wanted

by TonytheTiger In reply to A conversation

I'd frequent hookers... they're cheaper... and they go away afterwards :)

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by gadgetgirl In reply to A conversation



Wait till I tell your wife........



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The differences between a wife and a hooker

by Dumphrey In reply to A conversation

When the hooker leaves, your out $40, 20 for her, 20 for the pharmacy. When the wife leaves, your out 1 house, 1 car, 1 soul.

When you have sex with a hooker, she pretends to be enjoying the experiece incase you may want to tip, but thats fair as you are pretending she is the lady from the office. When having sex with your wife, she pretends to not be watching tv over you shoulder. But thats fair, as your pretending she is the lady from the office.

Oh JD.. mommy parts?!?!?!?! OMG... I can honestly say,I have never used that in conversation. mommy parts.... <rofl>

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Whaddaya mean GG

by TonytheTiger In reply to A conversation
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Dumphrey / GG

by jdclyde In reply to A conversation

First Dumphrey. "Mommy parts" is the cleanest way to be dirty that I can think of! ]:)

GG. How could you even THINK of dropping a dime on poor Tony? :0 BAD dd, BAD!

As far as hookers go, people look at it all wrong. You aren't BUYING a person. Think of it more as a short term lease. ;\

Having a wife is just legalized prostitution. They say your not paying for sex, but you pay every day. You have to take them places, you have to buy them things, you have to talk to them. They just ask TOO much!

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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Bad dd??? Who is dd???

by The Scummy One In reply to A conversation

And what did dd do that was so bad?

personally, I like sounding a bit 'dirty'. After all, being clean is not sooo fun.

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It's their own fault.

by TonytheTiger In reply to But if they HAVE to ask

If they could read minds, they'd know that we couldn't :)

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oh no....

by jdclyde In reply to It's their own fault.

what do you get when you cross a woman with PMS and ESP?

A beotch that thinks she knows everything.....

runs and hides.... ;\

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by gadgetgirl In reply to oh no....

You can't hide, jd.

You know you can't.

Say sorry.

Or else...... we'll have to get out the batmobile and come after you......

]:) ]:)


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