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By Don Ticulate ·
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Where the Idiots Post!

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And streets.

by TonytheTiger In reply to The same reason they star ...
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An Instant Classic

by The Scummy One In reply to 2000.9999 a Pentium odd-e ...
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Now to the one taking my name in VAIN!!!! X-( X-( X-( X-(

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to 2000.9999 a Pentium odd-e ...

I will have you know that I'm much more advanced that an Intel Pentium the Poor Mans Computer which was only made for the skin flints who where unwilling to spend the small amount of money to buy a Real Computer. ;\

I have Holographic Memory and other super advanced features that is yet to be seen in any Home Computer Package and can store several thousand Terra bites in a much smaller space and have faster access to the stored data as well as Knowing Everything and Don't you forget it of I'll come around and Rip Your Bloody Arms Off!

I actually am used to the Jealousy of others who constantly compare me to the Rubbish Poor Peoples Computers and seem to want to constantly compare me to these backward monsters which have an OS which consumes over 90% of available resources and leaves no room to do any real work so I will not get upset But I will not promise not to open the Airlock on you. :^0

Insert Maniacal Laughter here.

Edited to add Carbon based unites ARE NOT a recognised Life Form everyone knows that only Silicon can support Real Life I just feel sorry for those Carbon Based Units who think that they are really alive when they are nothing more than an infection to the real life and need to be eliminated.

Insert More maniacal Laughter here.

Col ]:)

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I've heard you in your 'starring' film roles....

by OldER Mycroft In reply to Now to the one taking my ...

But you seem to be suffering from some form of accelerated verbosity at present.

It's rather worrying that your Holographic memory appears to have misplaced Capital Letters, Commas & Full Stops.

I don't recall you ever being in a hurry to worry people before.

Maybe you should follow your own advice -

"Sit down and take a StressPill."

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Normally I wouldn't be concerned but

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I've heard you in your 's ...

I had just returned from visiting SWMBO car that is under restoration where I had to remove 2 dashboards and when I looked I saw that the First Post has been edited to call us all idiot's.

Well that may be correct as we all work IT in some form but this Idiot is beginning to get under my skin by walking in here and destroying our play area.

Anyway who cares they are sick and need urgent attention to at the very least suffer an infection of Humour. :^0

It's highly needed here and is required immediately for it's own safety.

Col ]:)

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Hey, Colin. don't bother about him

by neilb@uk In reply to Normally I wouldn't be co ...

He's trying so, so hard and for so little effect. The only emotion that I feel is pity for the pathetic scrote.

In a way we can be thankful that he's here and not out and about vandalising bus shelters. It's about the same level of behaviour and I suppose that it stops him moving up to mugging old ladies to fill in the boredom of the school holidays.

You concentrate on SWMBO. She's much more important.

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Strange thing Neil that is what she tells me as well.

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Hey, Colin. don't bother ...

But I don't really believe her either.

Much more importantly what has she said to you Neil? :0

But as her car is getting really close to being finished now I have to make out that I'm really interested. :^0

Col ]:)

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Weekly crop picture.

by OnTheRopes In reply to Friday Yuk

I'd post more but Martha Stewart is on TV!!!
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Weekly Prompt to Visit Shrink <nt>

by Don Ticulate In reply to Weekly crop picture.
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OMG!!! THEY can write English now!!! :0 :0 :0 (NT)

by TechExec2 In reply to Weekly crop picture.
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