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Well those who suffer from FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

Tend to get accepted as Blonds for some strange reason.

As for Breast Size Changing no you can not chose where the stuff comes from God Made thing work that way Blonds have smaller brains and bigger breasts to make up for their diminished mental functions. But if you are really nice to me I know a surgeon who can perform work like that. He'll suck all the fat out of where ever you like and inject it back in where you want it. The only down side is that he's a Dirty Old Man and demands pictures of before and after and then 6 months after the successful operation has been completed and everything looks normal again. He once did a job on one woman who could no longer stand up without support but when she fell forward she couldn't touch the floor with her face. :0

Oh BTW he doesn't settle for still pictures he wants movies.

Col ]:)

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Thats OK

by Steffi28 In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

I'm willing to make pron errr medical movies

Now the question, how much does he charge and will he give me discount if I let him be the first to "test" out the new boobs??

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Steffi...

by heml0ck In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

"methinks thou dost protest too much!"... at least on the blonde thing


edit for fat fingers

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Ahhhh!!

by Steffi28 In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

Using that sentence against me huh??

But I do like girls!!
oops wrong one :0 but im not blonde!! thats what your accusing me of right?? I get so confused so easily!!

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Steffi how big do you really want to go?

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

He's retiring in a few months maybe.

Depends on if he can sell his practise before he reaches 65 but if he can't then there will be no big deal he'll work in the Public Hospital System and I can arrange the Hospital for you but you'll have to pay the airfare here.

As he'll be asleep now and up in about 6 hours I'll send a message to his pager and organise a Hospital Time for you.

I just need to know do you have any medical conditions other than being blond? As this may affect the time that you are on the table but a few tight wrappings will keep things where they should be and you'll look great after he finished though you may be unable to stand without support.

Knowing this guy you may need a trolley just to support all that extra weight on the front of you till you can undergo enough phyiso so you can actually stand up without leaning back at a 60 degree angle.

Col ]:)

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Well

by Steffi28 In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

If he can take it from anywhere, I do have a few spare pounds (or stone) that I would be willing to let him take away from me, I have a feeling that I will never see my shoes again, but thats no problem

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Not a problem then My Dear

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

I'll organise everything tomorrow or latter today as it's now about 1.30 am.

I'll send you a E-Mail with the Hospital Date and what time you have to turn up there to be admitted. I'll also throw in a copy of a enlargement that he has done but only if you promise not to look while at work. Actually it will not matter look anytime that you please as if you are caught at work it will mean immediate dismissal and that's probably what you'll need to get here in time for the Hospital. So they can escort you out the door to the airport and you can hop on a plane to AU straight away. :0

I'm going to get some shut eye now and I'll send the admitting times and any special stuff that you need to bring along after I've spoken to him. BTW as he keeps all this on his NB he'll be bringing it to me to clean up and he insists on showing me the pictures. It's a terrible job but someone has to do it. :^0

Col ]:)

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Well then Hal

by w2ktechman In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

If you need help with those pics, I will extend an offer.
The more free porn the merrier... I mean before/after shows....

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W2k I've just spent half the day organising the operation

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to No, not as bad perhaps bu ...

And they are not Porn Photos they are Instructional Medical Photos so they are not looked at by the Censor under any circumstances.

Though some non-medical people may see them as Porn they really are not.

I'll let the person claiming to be Steffi tell you just how big she is going to end up after some therapeutic Cloning of Fat Cells removed from the But, Abs and Upper Thighs. It has the added advantage of this person never being able to put on any more weight in those areas as well because Fat Cells Can Not be grown in an Adult Body so once they are injected into the Bust they will only make that area of the body bigger. :0

Mind you on the down side this one will have to continually exercise to make sure that their Pelvis has enough muscle over it so that it doesn't cut anything that it is up against to bits. :^0

When the extended Operation is finished this one should look great but may have a slight problem in gaining access to aircraft because of the size that she will be in certain parts of the body if it is actually a female.

Col ]:)
Edited to Add once this operation is finished no one will care if this one is Blond as their eyes will never get close enough to any areas with hair to notice. :^0

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be very afraid

by Shellbot In reply to And remember the females ...

i got aq call about a job in a financial company :)
imagine me..programming maths ]:)

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