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By heml0ck ·
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My apologies if there already is one, but I look forward to this all week...


Here we go:

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "Don't!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"

"No Way!"

"Way!"

"Do Not eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

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for the fun of it

by rob mekel In reply to Friday Yuk

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Rob

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OK I usually don't forward things like this on but

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Friday Yuk

This one is just too good not to. ]:)

This is not a joke... If you can pass, you can safely turn on your

ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination...

Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!)


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Once you've found the C..........


Find the 6!


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


Once you've found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you've found the N...
make a wish!


OK, now that you've made a wish, it will come true.....all you have to
do is send this on saying, "Can you find the C?"

Warning if you an not find the C, 6 & N within 30 seconds you should immediately destroy your drivers license and put your vehicles up for sale to the fastest bidder as you are a menace on the road and should not be allowed to drive.

If you took over 20 seconds to find the C,6 & N you should book in for your weekly eye appointment immediately to prevent any collisions that you will cause.

If you found the C, 6 & N in under 10 seconds you are a Lier and must have your drivers license destroyed immediacy and your vehicles disposed of as well within 20 minutes. :^0

Have a greet Weekend everyone. But only after you've found the C 6 & N.

Col ]:)
edited because I forgot the warnings about when you can not find the different letters & Number.

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you're right

by Oz_Media In reply to OK I usually don't forwar ...

the C and 6 were blatantly obvious at first glance, the N took a few more seconds as it didn't turn up in a gaze but required scanning the rows individually.

Wouldn't be the first time a TR post has made me want to scratch my eyes out though.

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the C

took me the longest and had to scan each row almost, the 6 and N i found almost immediately.

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If you look real close

by TonytheTiger In reply to the C

the lengths of the rows are different due to the proportional font :)

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On your monitor

by Oz_Media In reply to If you look real close

the 0's and M's on my screen are identically lined up and spaced. Adding a fine line down the right margin has it lining up with all the row ends perfectly.

The M's have one row thats about 10 M's longer, but it's not with the N in it.

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10 Ms

by TonytheTiger In reply to On your monitor

I think that's because there's a missing carriage return.

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Could be Tony

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to 10 Ms

But that's how I got it sent to me so I don't know any better. :^0

Col

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yeah, and.....

by Oz_Media In reply to 10 Ms

hat debunks your alignment comment does it not? They all look the same to me, again after tracing a pinstripe on it.

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Not really,

by TonytheTiger In reply to 10 Ms

since the 'N' line is not the one with the missing return. It may be a difference in browsers or even countries, but the N line is definitely shorter here (as is the 'C' line in the other one... there is no difference between the '6' and the '9'). Could it be you have a monospaced font in your browser?

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