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Friday Yuk: Cell Phones and Stupidity

By lindamarie ·
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I thought I would kick off the Friday Yuk with a funny commercial about cell phones and how people embarrass themselves everyday using them.

http://www.helpdesknotes.com/2008/01/friday_funnies_blue_tooth.html

Linda Marie

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You iron head <nt>

by rob mekel In reply to It was plastic!
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Aw..that's no fun

by maecuff In reply to It was plastic!

Put a metal one on, would you dearie?

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New Year mix from me to you....

by gadgetgirl In reply to Friday Yuk: Cell Phones ...

here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:


1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the **** away from me until you are well again. I don?t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***


A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.


Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness?


And I?m just about to print this one for my office pinboard???

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!

Happy First Yuk of the Year!

]:)

GG

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GG

by NaughtyMonkey In reply to New Year mix from me to y ...

If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!

That was great. I wonder if my wife will get mad at that if I send it to her.

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Nope!

by Tig2 In reply to GG

She will simply, and possibly wrongly, assume that you have learned something new about yourself.

It's a chick thing. We know.

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Norty, it'll prove

by gadgetgirl In reply to GG

that she married a man who actually does possess a sense of humour!

It may even get you some brownie points!

You ok, btw? Good hols? Sorted after the break in?

GG

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Doing OK...

by NaughtyMonkey In reply to Norty, it'll prove

Alarm is installed, all hardwired, no wireless. Still deciding about cameras. Got a street light put up that lights our entire front yard and some other lights around.

Hope you are doing well. :)

edit to add:

I forgot, two men fitting the description we gave robbed two more houses. The second homeowner shot and killed them both. Same situation but he was able to get in his house and get his gun. When they busted in it was over.

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Sounds like a fitting end

by Tig2 In reply to Doing OK...

We had one here- near where we live. Two men broke in, shot the home owner, assaulted his wife, robbed the home.

I've gotten so that I don't answer the door any more. I'm not expecting anyone and if I am, I can see them before I undo the locks.

The world is becoming a crazy place.

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I never open the door

by GSG In reply to Sounds like a fitting end

I've trained all my friends and family to call first. Living alone, I'm very careful and will not open the door unless I know in advance who it is. Too many people here have had home invasions because they just open the door to whoever is there.

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I just replaced....

by NaughtyMonkey In reply to I never open the door

our main door so I need to put a peep hole in but our front door you can easily see who is there.

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