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Friday Yuk: Cell Phones and Stupidity

By lindamarie ·
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I thought I would kick off the Friday Yuk with a funny commercial about cell phones and how people embarrass themselves everyday using them.

Linda Marie

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I just say 'no thank you'

by Dr Dij In reply to I never open the door

thru the closed door.

Sometimes I say 'can I help you' first.

Once in a while is neighbor but mostly sales people. Once a neighbor thought I was playing the electric guitar too loud. I thought this was pretty funny as I don't have one. THe kid downstairs does and it must sound like we were as the next door flat is lower.

Install a large peep hole viewer.
(not the tiny ones, with those you can only see that someone is out there, not who.

Ticks off mag subs salespeople but too bad. They can't pay back the time they waste, and is security risk to open up anyway.

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a pigeon

by dryflies In reply to New Year mix from me to y ...

If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place -- you either married it or gave birth to it!

Sounds like my Butthead stepson. His mom (my loving wife) first set him free, then ended up having to boot his @ss to get him to fly away. and just like a #$@#$% pigeon that we fed too many times he keeps coming back and sh1tting on us.

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Bye Chinese crap today!!!

by Fregeus In reply to Friday Yuk: Cell Phones ...

Bye crap from us directly, don?t deal with middle man like Nike, Reebok or even Wal Mart. Bye directly from the manufacturer himself, us Chinese. Yes save hundreds even thousands of Huans by getting your sports crap directly from us.

The big US firms were stupid enough to give us their trade secrets for us to manufacture. They didn?t figure (wink wink) that we are the best copy cat in the business. But it gets better. This stuff is not the copy cat stuff, it?s the actual stuff you bye off the rack at Wal Mart. We make the darn stuff. We have the best prices in the biz, guaranteed. You can trust us. So send your money now. Operators are standing by to take your order. Makes wonderful gifts, love it long time!

Satisfaction guaranteed, you can trust us, we are not known to be cheats, not us communists. We kill for power and oppress to keep it, but we won?t screw you over, no sir ree sir bob!!!

You can contact us on our official, cannot be traced, the CIA couldn?t find us, hotmail account, not funny we promise!!!

Yes, be the envy of your capitalist friends dogs by wearing real junk for next to nothing. Bye direct from Chinese manufacturer today!!!

This presentation is the opinion of the figment of my imagination and the content in no way represents the views of this site, its administrator or its member.

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NOT a joke ... sad but true story.

by PSer In reply to Bye Chinese crap today!!!

I was at a Flea Market in Mexico being "hard sold" by every vendor at every booth. It was getting irritating but I expected as much. When I finally did see something I was interested in the haggling began.

Vendor: "For you my friend ? 200 pesos".

"No I said, how about 50 pesos?".

Vendor: "Oh nooo ? how about 150 if you buy right now and because you are my friend!?".

"Nahhh, I can get it in America for a 100 pesos amigo, no thanks".

Vendor: With a big smile on his face ... "Si, you can get it in America for 100 but it will be made in China! You buy here in Mexico, it's made good by Mexicans!"

After I finished laughing my a$$ off, I made one more offer and bought the item for 120 pesos.

Man, you KNOW it's bad when a Vendor at a FLEA MARKET in MEXICO knows just how bad the American market place has been flooded by sh!tty Chinese imports!

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did you check though

by lowlands In reply to NOT a joke ... sad but tr ...

if it still had a little "Made in China" mark somewhere?

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nope, its City Chinese Imports

by w2ktechman In reply to NOT a joke ... sad but tr ...

But City is pronounced Sh!tty
well, at least in SouthPark (Chinese restraunt owner).

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Adventures in Tech Support

by Tig2 In reply to Friday Yuk: Cell Phones ...

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was ?running it under Windows.? The woman then responded, ?No, my desk is next to the door. But that?s a good point? The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working just fine.


Tech Support: ?How much free space do you have on your hard drive??
Customer: ?Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough??


Tech Support: ?OK Bob, let?s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ?P? to bring up the Program Manager.?
Customer: ?I don?t have a ?P?.?
Tech Support: ?On your keyboard, Bob.?
Customer: ?What do you mean??
Tech Support: ??P? on your keyboard, Bob.?
Customer: ?I?m not going to do that!?


Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: ?I?d like a mouse mat, please.?
Salesperson: ?Certainly sir, we?ve got a large variety.?
Customer: ?But will they be compatible with my computer??


I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it.

Customer: ?Can you copy the Internet for me onto this diskette??


I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this: Customer: ?Hi? Is this the Internet??


Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to ?The Internet.?


Customer: ?So that will get me connected to the Internet, right??
Tech Support: ?Yeah.?
Customer: ?And that?s the latest version of the Internet, right??
Tech Support: ?Uhh? uh? uh? yeah.?

Tech Support: ?All right? now double-click on the File Manager icon.?
Customer: ?That?s why I hate this Windows - because of the icons - I?m a Protestant, and I don?t believe in icons.?
Tech Support: ?Well, that?s just an industry term sir. I don?t believe it was meant to?? Customer: ?I don?t care about any ?Industry Terms.? I don?t believe in icons.?
Tech Support: ?Well? why don?t you click on the ?little picture? of a file cabinet? is ?little picture? OK??
Customer: [click]


Customer: ?My computer crashed!?
Tech Support: ?It crashed??
Customer: ?Yeah, it won?t let me play my game??
Tech Support: ?All right then, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot it.?
Customer: ?No, it didn?t crash-it crashed!?
Tech Support: ?Huh??
Customer: ?I crashed my game. That?s what I said before! I crashed the spaceship, and now it doesn?t work.?
Tech Support: ?Click on ?File,? then ?New Game.??
Customer: [pause] ?Wow! How?d you learn how to do that??

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I was all good Tigger

by Dumphrey In reply to Adventures in Tech Suppor ...

Tech Support: ?Click on ?File,? then ?New Game.??
Customer: [pause] ?Wow! How?d you learn how to do that??

Luckily I was not drinking at the time, but I seem to have lost a baby carrot.

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by israck In reply to I was all good Tigger

i know were the fluid leaves my face when i read the funny ones, if you lost a carrot thru there i suggest making tigger pay for the reconstructive surgery.

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ah..i see

by Shellbot In reply to I was all good Tigger

and there's the cause of the carrot problem...
rofl :)

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