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Friday Yuk - do you still do these?

By aidemzo_adanac ·
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A guy's wife is complaining that he is always talking behind her back and pushing her around.

Not about to stand for such verbal abuse, he steps right in and says" So get out of your damn wheelchair then!"

Hoppy Easter, everyone!

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Anyone can start a Friday Yuk

by PurpleSkys In reply to Friday Yuk - do you still ...

Every once in a while, someone will start one, it just doesn't seem to happen as much as it used to; which is a shame. So feel free to start one, I'm sure everyone appreciates a good giggle.

People your age

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old.

Well . . . You’ll love this one.

My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school. “Yes, I did. I 'm a mustang,” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1967; why do you ask?” You were in my class, I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced,
fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-***** asked me,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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LOL

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Anyone can start a Friday ...

Okay that one worked, time to start the day now . Thanks!

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welcome

by PurpleSkys In reply to LOL
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What is a dilemma?

by Slayer_ In reply to Friday Yuk - do you still ...

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma"?

He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.

Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other.

Who are you going to turn your back on?


Happy Easter!

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Deep thought

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to What is a dilemma?

Um, er, oh ...hang on....no that wouldn't work. Hmmmmm.

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