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Friday Yuk! - My first one

By JackOfAllTech ·
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The Hunch-back of Notre Dame wants to retire so he decides to have open
auditions for his replacement. At the end of the first day of try-outs,
Quasimodo notices that the last applicant has no arms! "How can you ring the
bells without arms?" he asks. The man says he's sure he can do it and begs to
be given a chance.

When Quasimodo agrees, the man takes a few steps back, runs face first into a
bell and staggers back, stunned. Quasimodo says "That's fine but can you do
more than one?" The man takes a few steps back, runs toward the bells, misses,
falls off the tower and smashes onto the courtyard far below.

Quasimodo runs down the hundreds of steps and rushes out into the gathered
crowd. "Does anyone know who he was?" Someone in the crowd yells out "I don't
know his name but his face rings a bell!"

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The next day, ANOTHER armless man applies for the job. He assures Quasimodo that he knows what the other man
did wrong and has learned from his mistake.

When Quasimodo reluctantly agrees, the man takes a few steps back, runs face
first into a bell and staggers back, stunned. Quasimodo says "The other guy did
that yesterday, but can you do more than one?" The man takes a few steps back,
runs toward the bells, also misses, also falls off the tower and also smashes
onto the courtyard far below.

Quasimodo again runs down the hundreds of steps and rushes out into the gathered
crowd. "Does anyone know who HE was?" Someone in the crowd yells out "I don't
know his name but he's a dead-ringer for that other guy!"

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boyfriends

by Shellbot In reply to happy friday

4 men went golfing one day. Three headed to the first tee while the other went to the clbhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gavea friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand new mercedes, fully loaded." The third man not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and is so successful that he gave a friend an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking caring of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons.How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well my son is gay and and dances in a gay bar." The others grew silent as he continued, "I'm not tottally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a stock portfolio and
a brand new mercedes."

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Oh men

by rob mekel In reply to boyfriends
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Hey Rob

by Shellbot In reply to Oh men :D

How ya doing!! You're not around much anymore!
Working too hard??

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Hi Shellbot

by rob mekel In reply to Hey Rob

Well at the moment you're right ... the reason ... holiday ... that is the past one :)
Loads of work waiting for me ... that's the bumm-site of holiday .. the bright site is IT WAS GREAT.
Loads of Sun, great weather at nights 32C minimum and even more fun :)

So how are you doing ... fun ... nice ... great or ...

Rob

ps 'll send u a peer

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The difference between the great depression and Today

by Locrian_Lyric In reply to happy friday

Today, the investors want to PUSH the brokers out the windows.

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Congrats!!!!!

by Shellbot In reply to Friday Yuk! - My first on ...

You've been de-virginized !!!!

How did it feel..as good as you expected ?
]:)

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Ah come on...

by Shellbot In reply to Congrats!!!!!

what the heck guys..where's the funnies??????

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They are

by jdclyde In reply to Ah come on...

in the mirror.... :^0

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An oldie JD ... shellbot got it first

by rob mekel In reply to They are
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For the Uk investors

by Shellbot In reply to Friday Yuk! - My first on ...

If you had purchased ?1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth ?4.95.

With HBOS, earlier this week your ?1000 would have been worth ?16.50.

?1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than ?5.

But if you bought ?1000 worth of Heineken Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum re-cycling plant, you would get ?150.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to booze heavily and re-cycle.

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