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Friday Yuk..Come ON people

By Shellbot ·
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Fooling Around
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

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ah yes..

by Shellbot In reply to Here's the situation..

cars sex and booze..thats what its all about :)

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The correct answer

by jdclyde In reply to Here's the situation..

Don't you think you could have dodged the car?

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That's it..

by maecuff In reply to The correct answer

You're definitely getting an *** whuppin..

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What now?

by jdclyde In reply to That's it..

Here I was just trying to look out for you?!?!

Some people you just can't be NICE to!

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that's right..

by maecuff In reply to What now?

your brand of nice..

and you aren't getting out of your *** kicking.

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Like the classic song goes

by jdclyde In reply to that's right..

Whadaya mean I'm not kind? Just not YOUR kind!

hey, wait a minute. I thought it was gunna be a whuppin? Make your mind!

Oh well, they do say the mind is the first thing to go, and that was at LEAST 5 minutes ago that you posted the other post..... ;\

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you're only making it harder on yourself

by maecuff In reply to Like the classic song goe ...

Every comment you make, means my foot goes that much deeper.

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JD Sweetheart

by Tig2 In reply to Like the classic song goe ...

You are effectively taking a chainsaw to the thin ice you are skating on.

I'll hold you down while Mae beats you with her shovel.

You should know better...

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Mae, he might like it too much

by The Scummy One In reply to Like the classic song goe ...

so come up with a different kind of whuppin. :^0

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Reminds me of growing up.......

by jdclyde In reply to Like the classic song goe ...

and the crazy cat lady yelling at people from her porch if you played too loudly.....

Here I thought she was BORN that way, and all along it turns out to be a natural part of the aging process. ;\

I would try to reason with you, but you would just turn your hearing aid down!


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