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Has Tig gone NUTS?

By jdclyde ·
I think back to the times that I have DARED to tease Tig about one thing or another, and it gives me a cold chill to read the headlines! Wow, have I been playing with fire!

'Tigger' accused of smacking young fan

Tig, I humbly take back EVERYTHING I have ever said that was anything short of singing your praise!

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How Bout

by w2ktechman In reply to See..

shaving a cat and throwing it in a bucket if ice water???

Sticking a cats tail in gasoline, and introduce a spark (will it run around like a race car???)

throw that barking dog on a grill (have a real Hot Dog)

Maybe more ideas after caffeine

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Boiling puppies? How sick!

by neilb@uk In reply to See..

Anyone knows that they are best when flash roasted in a very hot oven after being marinaded in garlic, lemon and thyme.

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Sorry, Mae. Missed your reply to jd

by neilb@uk In reply to See..

If it's fun we're after then surely a hot griddle plate is best so we can place bets on how high they can jump?

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But Neil

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Sorry, Mae. Missed your r ...

Don't you find the smell of burning fur is a put off?

Besides after the fur has burnt its way into the plate you can never cook anything to eat on it again so you're stuck with BBQ puppies which eventually gets hard to do as you start to run out of stray neighbourhood puppies after a short time.


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Well Hal,

by w2ktechman In reply to Sorry, Mae. Missed your r ...

If you shave the puppies first, no burning hair smell.
Then throw them in ice water so they will not be as upset when thrown on the grill (its warmer).
Soon, grilled puppies. Ah, yes, Garlic, onion, Lemon, thyme. Also, may I add to sprinkle on peppercorns (lightly).

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I'm a man

by Dontknowwhatimdoing In reply to Yes, I know..

and want to stay that way, so don't get mad at me! Don't get T2 involved either! Anyway a toddler is just the right height to do some serious damage to a man. Their head is extremely hard. I would prefer a baby or a teenager.
Yes you do have to think of everything, I'm a man. Jeez, what a question.

Edited because Maecuff scared me into misspelling a word.

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Hey Dontknowwhatimdoing!

by Tig2 In reply to I'm a man

It is always a good idea to never forget that Mae is NICE!

And don't worry. We understand that you are a man. As long as you don't start with the show tunes, we can forgive just about anything.

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Thanks, Tig

by maecuff In reply to Hey Dontknowwhatimdoing!

I'm glad there is someone out there who understands me. :)

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TiggerTwo, I know

by Dontknowwhatimdoing In reply to Hey Dontknowwhatimdoing!

I have a note on my desk that says Mae is nice and you are part of the Purity Squad and the earth is flat and man didn't land on the moon. ]:)
<turning to run as I type this>

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I don't know that I would go THAT far

by Tig2 In reply to TiggerTwo, I know

Your note should read:

Mae is NICE.
GG is the sexiest woman alive. Unless you count Mae.
JD likes show tunes.
Never kick a Sleepin' Dawg.
HAL has all the answers.
Tigger needs new socks.

That should about do it.

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