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How do aliens reproduce?

By ITgirli ·
Odd, I know, but my cousin and I were having this discussion over the weekend. How exactly would you imagine that aliens (the kind from outspace, not the kind with the green card) reproduce? Usually they are describe as beings with big heads, but no distinct male/female parts. I put out the thought that perhaps they reproduced by budding. Maybe the buds then fall off the alien's head and then you have a little alien. There was also the suggestion that perhaps they stuck a finger in another alien's ear hole in order to achieve satisfaction, but then that still leaves open how the little alien comes about. Maybe it's all just cloning and thus over many millenia of cloning, their reproductive organs disappeared.
I look forward to reading any other ideas put out here.

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Y'all is both singular and plural

by stress junkie In reply to Now I'm offended

Just like them book lernin people use "you".

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All Y'All is plural

by maxwell edison In reply to Now I'm offended

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That was a joke, by the way, but I lifted it, I think, from Mr. Redneck, himself, Jeff Foxworthy.

And if Jeff Foxworthy says that all y'all is plural, then that's good enough for me, and it should be good enough for not only y'all, but all y'all as well.

However, you know me and my propensity to provide support for my assertions. So here all y'all are.

http://webpages.charter.net/mikeu/TIPS.htm

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Farm/7478/plr-yall.htm

http://archipelago.phrasewise.com/2002/03/07#OTozMDoyMCBQTQdbdb

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/13/messages/12.html

http://www.qajaqusa.org/cgi-bin/GreenlandTechniqueForum_config.pl/noframes/read/409

http://members.surfbest.net/jzbess/newtotexas.html

http://www.powerbear.com/redneck.htm

(I guess we're not the only ones with too much time on our hands!)

Y'all" is singular.

All y'all is plural.

All y'all's is plural possessive

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All this y'all stuff

by M_a_r_k In reply to Now I'm offended

I say "y'all" all the time but it comes out so naturally, I don't know if I say "all y'all", "all of y'all" or what all I say. I gotta remember to listen to myself and I'll report back to y'all.

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If the probe fits,

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Y'all are gross
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I think I'll run from the damn thing

by M_a_r_k In reply to If the probe fits,
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So, I figure...

by Mickster269 In reply to If the probe fits,

The proper response to butt-probing by a singular Alien is " Would y'all stop that."

Butt probing by many Aliens is "Would all of y'all stop that!"

But probing by anything else would be "HEY ! QUIT THAT!"

Is that correct?

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sterio types?

by jdclyde In reply to That's not reproduction.

Don't forget "cause and effect".

Just because all rednecks are gay, doesn't mean all gays are rednecks! (or so I have heard)

How many of them got pinkeye from Scott Baio?

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False conclusion

by CharlieSpencer In reply to sterio types?

Not all gays are rednecks. In fact, not even very many gays are rednecks. After all, most gays have some fashion sense and wouldn't be caught dead in a rebel flag T-shirt.

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yep

by ITgirli In reply to False conclusion

or all that flanel and those ratty deere hats. spew.

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Good point

by jdclyde In reply to False conclusion

I forgot about the fashion statement of the average redneck, not to mention the roadkill cusine.

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