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Hubby's Turning 40

By Jessie ·
...and I don't know what to get him.

Next month, shortly after the birth of our 5th child, my hubby will be hitting the big 4-0h. He keeps asking me what we're going to do for his birthday, but I honestly don't know... The new baby will most likely be about 2 weeks old on his 40th, so I wouldn't want to do anything where I'd have to find her a babysitter, and we'll be AWFULLY short on cash.

Hubby is a Geek to his core... a computer gamer, built and runs a website for profit, plays D&amp style RPGs (currently Cyber-Punk) every Sunday night, loves techno music, and rock from the 70s and 80s, Van Halen, Hall and Oats, etc.

Any ideas on what to do for my wonderful hubby on his 40th birthday? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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jd

by jck In reply to Found love

I hope you weren't looking at her in a bad way after that....right?

hahahaha...a 3-way girl...woot! hahahaha ]:)

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anykey

by jck In reply to Found love

yah...was pervy...creative, though. Although...I'd need at least a minimum of a 3 liter bottle, and even then I'd be concerned.

Maybe a Miracle Whip jar? No...can't...might get mixed up and the company would wonder if it was Lite or not when they had it on a sammich ]:)

(this is getting progressively worse...hehehehe) ]:)

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by anykey??? In reply to Found love

You are correct,my wife has an aunt that enjoys an alternate lifestyle,she is very nice and extremely intelligent but I cannot look her in the face and talk to her. Every time I try all I can think about is where her face has been and I get totally distracted.
Sounds to me like you need to look up that teller and take a test drive.

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jck, anykey, jd

by DMambo In reply to Found love

You guys are sick, sick, sick!

Anyway, I just wanted to thank you all for the excellent posts!!!!

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jck

by anykey??? In reply to Found love

You should try using a peanut butter jar, nice and smooth (ah man it's great), just don't let the little stockboy catch you putting the jar back on the shelf.


****, I got yelled at the other day for rubbing one out at the dinner table.
I will say that my wife wasn't as mad as the manager at the Cracker Barrel.

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and thank you

by jck In reply to Found love

for not being anally-retentive and politically correct and overly polite and thinking mentioning human behavior and sexuality is so taboo, like a lot of overly-sensitive people do.

ok...*****...******...****...nostril...duodenum...bile duct...coccyx...

there...body parts...the FCC can't get me for saying the first 3 if the other 4 follow...because they make it a scientific review ]:)

ok...someone...scream dirty words and let's all chuckle like teenagers then dig out the dirty magazines that someone stole from their mom and dad's bottom drawer.

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oh anykey, that's nothing

by jck In reply to Found love

I did that once at a Waffle House...

I don't think me tossing off under the table was the problem...

it was me laying it up on the table to clean it off that got the waitress upset ]:)

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OMFG jck...

by anykey??? In reply to Found love

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts, that is freaking hilarious.


I tell you what really got me in trouble,
I had been drinking and feeling pretty horny and a little hungry,so I stumbled into a restuarant where a group of feminist were having a meeting(i didn't know they were feminists).I see all these pretty ladies sitting there chit chatting,so I got into my best ladies man persona walked in and hollered "Which one of you cupcakes wants to come to my house cook me dinner and give me a blowj0b" I barely made it out alive, can you believe that

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by anykey??? In reply to Found love

have you ever been caught rubbing one out in the closet.
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closets and feminists

by jck In reply to Found love

I've never been in a closet...either euphemistically...or to toss one...I always use the bathroom cause it had a lock...

Plus...I never wanted company to come over and the parents take their coat and...well ya know...catch me using my towel rack.

As for feminists...God...I can believe it...I knew a femi-nazi once who said "There's nothing you can do with that I can't do with mine." after me and some guys had talked about women not being able to do what men can (she took it as an assault on women...when it was just a joking discussion in a college student center)

I looked at her and reminded her, much to her chagrin: "I can get you pregnant with mine...can you do that with yours?"

She shut up real quick.

Only thing that would have made that more awkward if she'd have been one of my professors...hahahaha

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