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I have found the source where id10ts come from.

By Old Guy ·
There are two countries in an undisclosed part of the world that breed and send forth the id10ts of the world.

Idiotesia and Moronovia

So, when these people rear their heads, and you know who they are, we will be able to ask them which country they hail from, Idiotesia or Moronovia. B-)

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Barbara

by maecuff In reply to What about

is interesting.

Last year, we went to Maine for vacation. We stopped in a doughnut shop and the woman in line in front of us was very large, with a horrible suit and terrible shoes. Then she spoke. She was not a she. My son, who was 7 at the time, looked at him/her, looked at me and I could see his little wheels spinning. I just shook my head at him and he waited until we got outside.
"Was that a man dressed up like a girl?"
"Yes."
"Why would a man dress up like a girl?"
"I don't know, sweetie, that's just what some people do. There isn't anything wrong with it, they're just men who like women's clothes."
"Really. Well, that's weird and I'm not going to do it."
"Your dad will be very relieved.."

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Poor Darwin

by Maevinn In reply to Don't suppose there is an ...

Keep in mind--natural selection only works if it removes them before they can breed. Since there is always a portion of the population willing to procreate with induhviduals from either county, I'm afraid these gene will remain within the pool for a long time.

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I agree

by Tig2 In reply to Poor Darwin

And chlorine doesn't help.

Hate that...

At least the sacred phrase of idiocy, "Hey y'all, watch this!" takes many of them out before they can do significant damage... we sincerely hope!

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Sacred phrase of idiocy

by NickNielsen In reply to I agree

Where I grew up, the Sacred Phrase of Idiocy was "Guys! Check this out!"

After 20 years there (upstate NY) and almost 20 years here, the only difference I can see between a good'ole boy and a Yankee farm boy is the choice of sacred phrase.

Edit: keyboard can't speel

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Can't we stop this...

by tweakerxp In reply to Don't suppose there is an ...

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

That's why we have the Darwin Awards, to show off there intellegents (lack of).

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If we would

by TonytheTiger In reply to Can't we stop this...

simply quit rescuing them, the problem would take care of itself. You're going to have a great deal of resistance though, especially from many government workers and politicians who depend on idiots for their livlihood.

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OG!

by gadgetgirl In reply to I have found the source w ...

Pleeeeeaaaasssse tell me these countries issue passports! Cos then I can instruct HR to not hire anyone from those countries! Although, I will admit to 90% of the current employees being from one of those two places....

- having just tried to explain that no, we can't get your infected email out of quarantine and "just pop it into the mailbox" ...... and had to explain this to........
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Un-be-bloody-lievable. X-(

Seriously. Just had the call and took 10 minutes to get the point across, even using her type of infection as a metaphor. :0


Think her father must have been from Idiotesia, and her mother from Moronovia.....

GG

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OMG, I was going to say

by Old Guy In reply to OG!

you had to be kidding but if she had parents one from each of the countries then there is no hope at all!!!

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I thought it was Stupivania

by faradhi In reply to I have found the source w ...

And is it true that if you get bit by someone from those countries that you will develop the insatiable desire to hate everyone from another culture, think only of themselves and have children to solve all your problems?

I also hear that the only way to kill someone from those countries is to whack them on the head with an encyclopedia (Dictionaries will slow them down. Unabridged will make them unconscious.) and If they walk in to libraries, college campuses, or the non fiction area of a bookstore, they start to sear in pain.

I also hear that their names tend to be scooter, skeeter, bubba, or two or more normal names used just as a first name such as "Mary Lynn", "Joe Bob", "Billy Joe" or the infamous "Billy Joe Bob". The more dangerous combine the Normal names with the odd ones like "Skeeter Joe" and "Billy Bubba". (There are some people like my wife who have two first names are they are not from those countries. These can usually be discerned by the characteristic hyphen in the names of those not from the countries in question.)

Often they are not raised by their parents. Rather by people called "Paw Paw" and "Nanna Lynn".

I have heard that they are often armed. Which brings me to a unusual fact. Although, you can only kill them by one of the methods above (encyclopedia) they can kill each other or themselves. You can usually tell when this is going to happen because it is often preceded by yells like "Hey Nanna Joe, WATCH THIS!" or "LET GO BUBBA STEVE, I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!"

Of course all of the above is pure rumor and should not be taken as fact or even opinion.

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NO, not a third country

by Old Guy In reply to I thought it was Stupivan ...

of them. Although since it appears they are growing quickly in numbers it would stand to reason they had to develop another country.

Of course, Faradhi, you realize you just described over half of Memphis and the surrounding area don't you?

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