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I is coming out finally

By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
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At long last I have to admit it No I'm not a Raving Tree Hugging Lonnie, a Greenie or anything similar.

However I do have to admit that we have to look after this planet and do our up most to protect it and stop Pollution as much as possible.

I have come to this conclusion not because I'm overly concerned about Carbon Pollution or anything similar but I truly believe that this is important because

EARTH is the only planet that we know of that has Chocolate.

Now can anyone disagree with the need to protect the planet as much as possible to ensure our ongoing supply of Chocolate?

Col 0:-)

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Grades of coffee, as defined by the Navy...

by NickNielsen In reply to I don't get that Starbuck ...

Coffee
Java
Joe
Jamoke
Paint Remover
Starbucks

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Well I used to think I liked Chocolate

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I is coming out finally

Till I visited a Chocolate Factory in Switzerland.

Big mistake on their part they offered us Tastes along the way and the silly Tour Guide told us we could eat as much as we liked. BIG MISTAKE there on their part. :^0

Anyway they tried to ignore the person pigging out eating all of their chocolate as it passed down the production line and then completely ignored me till we finished the tour where they suggested that if we wanted they had a small chocolate shop and we could buy anything that we liked that they made.

The others on that tour spent ages haggling over different chocolate offerings and me being the nice person that I am allowed them to waste so much time, when they had finished I just walked up and asked how many of those in a Box?

The poor guy behind the counter was trying to hide by that stage to begin with and was attempting to explain in Broken English that each block was 500 grams or whatever and I kept saying no not each bar how many bars in a Box. It was amazing just how fast his English improved when he realized that no I wasn't asking for 2 or 3 bars of whatever but several boxes of several different kinds of Chocolate.

They even delivered by purchases to the hotel where I was staying and every time I went to Switzerland after that or one of the staff from the company I worked for they brought back my Order. Needless to say I was a Special customer after that. :0

Needless to say that the company ran a promotion with Swiss Chocolate and any that arrived here was immediately Locked up in the safe to protect it from me. They figured that leaving money laying around was far cheaper than allowing the chocolate anywhere near me. :^0 :^0

Now I know that I have to destroy Max's Truck to improve the Pollution Level in the world so I can be assured to my Chocolate Fix but who elses vehicles do I have to dispose of to make sure of my ongoing Chocolate Supply.

Col

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So that's what it was about...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Well I used to think I li ...

What with the black monoliths...
And why HAL didn't want to leave Jupiter when they were multiplying there.
Some kind of fusion-powered matter replication thingie, replicating 20 ton bars of pure black chocolate in Jupiter's atmosphere!

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What do you mean here??

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to So that's what it was abo ...

I hope you are not trying to imply that the Found Monoliths where not Chocolate are you?

At the very least they where the representation of a Real Chocolate Bar.

Col

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He very nearly succeeds

by santeewelding In reply to What do you mean here??

In shaking your faith, does he?

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Chocolate.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to He very nearly succeeds

Where faith and reality have sex.

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What can I say

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Chocolate.

Sorry Davette

I Agree completelly.

Col

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I messed up

by AnsuGisalas In reply to What do you mean here??

I tried to imply exactly that the monoliths were chocolate. 20 tons.

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See that is where you went wrong

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I messed up

The Monoliths are much heavier than 20 Ton's.

Col

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All I can say is...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to See that is where you wen ...

that's a whole lot of lovin!

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