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I is coming out finally

By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
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At long last I have to admit it No I'm not a Raving Tree Hugging Lonnie, a Greenie or anything similar.

However I do have to admit that we have to look after this planet and do our up most to protect it and stop Pollution as much as possible.

I have come to this conclusion not because I'm overly concerned about Carbon Pollution or anything similar but I truly believe that this is important because

EARTH is the only planet that we know of that has Chocolate.

Now can anyone disagree with the need to protect the planet as much as possible to ensure our ongoing supply of Chocolate?

Col 0:-)

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You realize, don't you

by santeewelding In reply to I messed up

Both, that faith, reality, sex, and chocolate require more in the way of Science and Measure than you heretofore provide.

Otherwise, y'all are flamin' sick and I dismiss you.

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Whose side are you on?

by AnsuGisalas In reply to You realize, don't you

Faraday or Kelvin?

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Well Santee I'm sure that you have heard

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to You realize, don't you

I think therefor I am.

The reality however is with Chocolate

I eat it there for it's real.

When two of the 4 Corner Stones is established the rest must be real and true. :^0

Col

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Descartes wouldn't have needed to bother with Cogito at all...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Well Santee I'm sure that ...

Chocolate alone is proof positive of the Good Will of God unto Man.

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What can I say

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Well Santee I'm sure that ...

I fully agree if you need to use that as an excuse to justify a God.

However I would say if that's correct it only makes it more important that we control Big Business who pollute so as not to_Piss Off God. by destroying the very limited environment where the raw product can be grown.

It originated in the South America???s and has been transposed to a very small region in Africa so it's vitally important that we do everything possible to prevent the reduction of these two limited growing areas in the world.

Col

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What I can say

by seanferd In reply to Well Santee I'm sure that ...

is that you are probably correct. God has never been very good at actually smiting the bad guys, and frequently picks on the good ones. He has ****-poor aim or plays the carpet-bombing game. Well, according to the stories, anyway. Never actually heard from the dude myself, and he hasn't published anything recently. (A lot of posers seem to think they can speak for him, though.)

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Well speaking after some investigation

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I is coming out finally

I have not found any of the Supposed God's Writings at all. More importantly I have found nothing submitted for Peer Review by this enity.

I however have found quite a few writings attributed to this Enity which on closer examination fall flat as they where obviously written by Humans who where incapable of spelling or punctuating the writings which is most defiantly a Sign that God was in no way involved in these writing.

With all of those Books currently floating around the one obvious thing is that none of them where ever submitted for Peer Review so they all fall flat on their faces as being unreliable.

About the only thing that can be said about them all is that they have been rewritten quite a few times and on every occasion the Spelling and Punctuation have been corrected, with many Translation Errors Creeping in to confuse things even more.

So all I can say about this is

The Pan Dimensional Beings that we see as White Mice made sure that there was Chocolate here for them to eat while they where Monitoring Us as we the Specially Genetically Engineered Species complete the Mission that we where programed for.

I really think that we where never supposed to get access to Chocolate as we would reduce the amount available to our Creators Clients the White Mice.

Col

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Now that SWMBO is away

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I is coming out finally

I'm retiring to my room with a Large Block of Cooking Chocolate and Pigging out.

What can I say they make lovely chocolate even if I'm currently placed on a Chocolate Free Diet by the Boss I don't really have to do what she says do I? :^0

Col

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Shock Horror this is Vitally Important

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I is coming out finally

In a News Report tonight it has been stated that by 2061 we will be running out of Chocolate. There simply isn't enough being grown in large enough quantiles to maintain supply.

We have to act now to force the Politician's to ensure our Chocolate Supplies in the future.

Col

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Quick we need to act immediately

by OH Smeg In reply to Shock Horror this is Vita ...

And leave no Politician unturned we have to Gang Up on them to force them to make sure that enough Chocolate is grown to make sure that we Chocoholics have a ongoing supply which will not run out under any circumstance.

Col

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