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By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
Look what arrived just now. :0

FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF AMERICA
230 S. LaSalle Street
Chicago united state of america
our ref: frb-75bfnyus09 your ref:-

payment release instruction from federal reserve bank of Chicago

attention fund beneficiary,

acting on our capacity as the international correspondent bank to the international monetary fund organization,
this is to officially notify you that we have received a confirmation advice from the international monetary funds external auditors committee, world bank, united nations
organization and the federal reserve bank of america respectively via international payment voucher number: imf/frbwdc/boa-93wb82un567-g requesting our bank to direct the fcmb
bank usa n.a, a subsidiary of the federal reserve bank of america to disburse your due wining/inheritance and contract payment valued at three hundred and fifty thousand
united states dollars (us350,000) in your favour via their branch in Chicago.

in consideration of the above, you have been issued with this exclusive reference identification number (imf/frb-ny/9usxx10751/09), vide transaction no.: wha/eur/202 and transfer
allocation no.: frb/x44/701ln/nyc/us, password: 339331, pin code: 78569, certificate of merit no: 104, release code no: 0876; immediate fcmb telex confirmation no: -222568; secret
code: xxtn014. having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment within the next 72hrs. as necessary clearance has been
granted from the international monetary funds external auditors to release the funds to you with immediate effect.

in view of this directive received from the international monetary funds (imf),
we have on our own part verified your payment file as directed to us, and your name is next on the list of outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment at this first
quarter of year 2010. with that being done, you are required to urgently contact the fcmb usa n.a. in Chicago through their international funds release supervisor:
contact person: Mr.Patrick Weiss A. Fried.
(head, funds release supervisor)
email: FIRST.C.MBANK@mail.mn

and reconfirm your international payment voucher number and your reference identification number respectively before final remittance approval and
subsequent crediting of your bank account to the tune of funds as stated herein.
we wish to inform you of the need for you to also re-confirm the following information before the fcmb bank usa n.a. in Chicago to enable the officer in-charge to proceed with
the preliminary arrangements that will enhance the immediate release of your funds. owing to security reasons, be clearly informed that we will not respond to any phone
calls/general inquiries placed to our bank with regards to the remittance of your funds by beneficiaries as we are barred from doing so, you are therefore advised to communicate
only with the accredited officer for further remittance advice.


1) full name:
2) full address;
3) your contact telephone and fax number;
4) your age and profession:
5) copy of any valid form of your identification;
6) your bank name:
7) your bank address:
account name
9)account number:
10)routing numberand swift code:

thank you for your anticipated co-operation.
treat as urgent.
MRS. Rita marie Thomas
director of funds clearance unit.


notice to recipient: this email (and any attachments) is only intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed,
and may contain information that is privileged and confidential to you, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure and confidential manner. unauthorized
redisclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality may subject you to federal and state penalties. if you are not the recipient, please immediately notify federal reserve bank of Chicago by return email, and delete this message from your computer?


Now when my money comes through I can sit back and do nothing while all of the Plebes here at TR are slaving their guts out and laugh. Though I did at least think that the people in the USA could spell much better than what is posted above not to mention use correct Grammar or at the very least use Capitals to start sentences and for names of things like Countries and People.

Actually I got a bit of a shock with this it's been over 2 years since I've got any Spam now and I'm not sure how this clown got my E-Mail Address. Most likely the ISP's been Cracked yet again. But I'll have to send them my main Bank Account Details as I just love to watch the Ballance grow. :^0

edited to add What can I saw I just love this bit united state of america so what happened to the rest of the states did they get flooded by all the global warming and no longer exist?


Col

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Oh my, yes.

by seanferd In reply to The United "State"...

That is a united state of a different stripe, with the qualifier "of Man and Nature".

-Although I'm not so sure I know the proper limit for "fkit", as, between "others" and "nature", my fkit scale always tips in the same direction.

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There you go

by santeewelding In reply to Oh my, yes.

Getting cryptic.

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Awww.

by seanferd In reply to There you go

Do you even need to guess?

I will admit to "always" being inaccurate, upon consideration.

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~evil chuckle~

by Jaqui In reply to Oh my, yes.

plotting on killing a mass number of PEOPLE again are we?

good, the gene pool needs some chlorine.

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Stop that jaqui... think of the mess

by AnsuGisalas In reply to ~evil chuckle~

Like I'd tell that idiot Linkola if he'd listen; the death of a human is a very unecological affair. The more, the messier.

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Indeed.

by seanferd In reply to Stop that jaqui... think ...

Especially in mass quantities.

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Nationalized

by oldbaritone In reply to United "State"

The way I heard it, DC just nationalized the other states into one "United State"


Will you share with us plebes when you get your gazillions?

;-)

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Since the email is privileged and confidential...

by PESK, mbcs, mcse, mcitp, sts In reply to I is rich

...You are a now a broke-a**, IT, so-and-so, just like the rest of us. If only you'd whispered it to us, we could all have shared in your joy. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

You broke the cardinal rule...

I hereby draw your attention to Clause I, Section B, Subsection 13, which CLEARLY states, and I quote;

"notice to recipient: this email (and any attachments) is only intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged and confidential to you, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure and confidential manner."

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OH that Disclaimer

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Since the email is privil ...

Doesn't count here.

I was the one receiving it and I did with it as I pleased.

I hope you are not implying that TR isn't safe, secure and confidential manner.

Col 0:-)

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Well, in any case...

by PESK, mbcs, mcse, mcitp, sts In reply to OH that Disclaimer

...Can I have 10-large to pay my drug-dealer and pimp, maybe even the bar-bill I've been riding for a year now, and then maybe I can afford to pay the elec and gas bills.

Oh, there's also the alimony!
...
And the child maintenance, and the car loan, and third wife's maintenance... Did I mention the mistresses kids?

Oh, bother!

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