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By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
Look what arrived just now. :0

FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF AMERICA
230 S. LaSalle Street
Chicago united state of america
our ref: frb-75bfnyus09 your ref:-

payment release instruction from federal reserve bank of Chicago

attention fund beneficiary,

acting on our capacity as the international correspondent bank to the international monetary fund organization,
this is to officially notify you that we have received a confirmation advice from the international monetary funds external auditors committee, world bank, united nations
organization and the federal reserve bank of america respectively via international payment voucher number: imf/frbwdc/boa-93wb82un567-g requesting our bank to direct the fcmb
bank usa n.a, a subsidiary of the federal reserve bank of america to disburse your due wining/inheritance and contract payment valued at three hundred and fifty thousand
united states dollars (us350,000) in your favour via their branch in Chicago.

in consideration of the above, you have been issued with this exclusive reference identification number (imf/frb-ny/9usxx10751/09), vide transaction no.: wha/eur/202 and transfer
allocation no.: frb/x44/701ln/nyc/us, password: 339331, pin code: 78569, certificate of merit no: 104, release code no: 0876; immediate fcmb telex confirmation no: -222568; secret
code: xxtn014. having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment within the next 72hrs. as necessary clearance has been
granted from the international monetary funds external auditors to release the funds to you with immediate effect.

in view of this directive received from the international monetary funds (imf),
we have on our own part verified your payment file as directed to us, and your name is next on the list of outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment at this first
quarter of year 2010. with that being done, you are required to urgently contact the fcmb usa n.a. in Chicago through their international funds release supervisor:
contact person: Mr.Patrick Weiss A. Fried.
(head, funds release supervisor)
email: FIRST.C.MBANK@mail.mn

and reconfirm your international payment voucher number and your reference identification number respectively before final remittance approval and
subsequent crediting of your bank account to the tune of funds as stated herein.
we wish to inform you of the need for you to also re-confirm the following information before the fcmb bank usa n.a. in Chicago to enable the officer in-charge to proceed with
the preliminary arrangements that will enhance the immediate release of your funds. owing to security reasons, be clearly informed that we will not respond to any phone
calls/general inquiries placed to our bank with regards to the remittance of your funds by beneficiaries as we are barred from doing so, you are therefore advised to communicate
only with the accredited officer for further remittance advice.


1) full name:
2) full address;
3) your contact telephone and fax number;
4) your age and profession:
5) copy of any valid form of your identification;
6) your bank name:
7) your bank address:
account name
9)account number:
10)routing numberand swift code:

thank you for your anticipated co-operation.
treat as urgent.
MRS. Rita marie Thomas
director of funds clearance unit.


notice to recipient: this email (and any attachments) is only intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed,
and may contain information that is privileged and confidential to you, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure and confidential manner. unauthorized
redisclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality may subject you to federal and state penalties. if you are not the recipient, please immediately notify federal reserve bank of Chicago by return email, and delete this message from your computer?


Now when my money comes through I can sit back and do nothing while all of the Plebes here at TR are slaving their guts out and laugh. Though I did at least think that the people in the USA could spell much better than what is posted above not to mention use correct Grammar or at the very least use Capitals to start sentences and for names of things like Countries and People.

Actually I got a bit of a shock with this it's been over 2 years since I've got any Spam now and I'm not sure how this clown got my E-Mail Address. Most likely the ISP's been Cracked yet again. But I'll have to send them my main Bank Account Details as I just love to watch the Ballance grow. :^0

edited to add What can I saw I just love this bit united state of america so what happened to the rest of the states did they get flooded by all the global warming and no longer exist?


Col

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I think that there might be a good living to be made

by neilb@uk In reply to I is rich

In offering to correct the speeling, and, grammar for these guys.

I am willing to subcontract the placement of commas if I can find someone who might meet my exacting standards.

Anyone know of an expert in commas?

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I do,

by maecuff In reply to I think that there might ...

He sits in the cube next to mine and can be heard daily ridiculing others for their comma misuse. I would like to set him on fire.

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Comma usuage

by Old Guy In reply to I think that there might ...

Well, I would, but after Mae's comment I think I'll just keep it to myself...

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OG

by maecuff In reply to Comma usuage

You're safe. This guy is just over the top obnoxious. There is a constant stream of ridicule coming from the other side of the wall. No one is as smart as he is..no one can do their job as well as he does..

Mostly, I ignore him. Last week, however, his vitriol was turned toward me. And depending on how you LOOK at it, it worked out well. On the one hand, I was right and he was wrong (go me) on the other..he HATES being wrong, so I am under his microscope now. Pretty sure I'm going to have to set him on fire. It will shut him up, AND..fire pretty.

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Whewww

by Old Guy In reply to OG

Good I feel better now. Acutally, grammatical errors drive me crazy but I learned a long time ago to keep it quiet and who I can "lovingly correct" and who I can't. It sounds like you might get to light that fire afterall. You are correct, fire is pretty!!!

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Found one!

by DMambo In reply to Whewww

"afterall"? Are we inventing compound words now?

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Afterall

by Old Guy In reply to Found one!

Very good. I could say you have to consider your audience sometimes but that might get me set on fire, as well. Actually, I did see that when I posted but decided to leave it. I do have to fight myself sometimes to accept errors on my part. Someone told me it would build character--I try. :)

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Well look at things this way

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Afterall

What would you prefer Mae to do attack you with her Shovel or set you on fire?

At least when she tries to set you on fire you have a fighting chance to avoid it happening but after getting all but decapitated with Mae's Shovel on the first strike you are sort of stuffed.

Col

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Pyros-R-Us... I concur with the Old Guy.

by PESK, mbcs, mcse, mcitp, sts In reply to Comma usuage

Please rescind my application for the above post of "Senior Comma Placement and Grammar Corrections Officer" with immediate effect.

(Now what did I do with that fire-retardant blanket?)

"Flame on!"

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I'm, sure, you, can, find, someone

by robo_dev In reply to I think that there might ...

Of course I think they also need help with capitalization, so there is a real money-making opportunity here.

Seriously, maybe I will start performing a 'scam letter writing' service for $20 USD per letter.

To sign up for my service, I need a copy of their photo ID or passport, a bank account number and routing number....

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