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Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,

By CharlieSpencer ·
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"My tape worm has learned to dodge corkscrews."

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sounds like it's time to see the doctor, get a script for Albenza or Biltricide.
Either that, or you can say "your holding it wrong" .

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by neilb@uk In reply to Is there a good way to re ...

"Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod" would be good so long as you watch the spit. You know, I've just realised that Welsh is a language invented by someone who was s.h.i.t at Scrabble.

Or you could say "leun a sylli yw ow skath bargesi" except that Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, "a dead language".

Edited to add. Haven't they got "clever" with the autocesor since I used to post here? OK, try again!

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neilb, have you considered a good decongestant?

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Yes.

You seem to have considerable phlegm in your throat :-)

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A short conversation with one of my Welsh aunts

by neilb@uk In reply to neilb, have you considere ...

can empty sinuses better than anything short of an industrial vacuum...

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That's a bit too far

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Yes.

A couple of guys from a band in UK are out here for some studio work and we went for beers with some of my local friends last night. I spent three hours translating for a Yorkshireman (the vocalist) at the bar last night. Nobody could understand him and when dry humour has to be explained and translated, nobody could figure out why I was laughing along with him. He's an absolute SCREAM to hang out with, if you understand him. Then there's the drummer from East London and he speaks so fast nobody understands a word, I still had a flippin' howl though, despite those who just didn't get it.

But if you threw in some Welsh, I would have missed out on it too, not a bloody clue what that lot's on about.

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I can't quite imagine

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Is there a good way to re ...

swallowing corkscrews.

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I'm not surprised.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to I can't quite imagine

You couldn't imagine 'bleaching the back door' either, remember?

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