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It is Friday! Help write the story

By jdclyde ·
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The rules are simply keep each post fairly short.

Someone makes a post, adding to the story. Everyone keeps adding more at the end.
Wonder where this would end up?


yes, story was started elsewhere....

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<ironicly beside the aside>

by jdclyde In reply to BAMBAMBAM!

You forget about the medical change she went through over a week ago. Now that she is a member of the member club, even SHE thinks with the member at times like this! :0

:^0

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Neil recoiled from jd's <aside> with horror

by neilb@uk In reply to BAMBAMBAM!

"you dastard", he cried. "To deprive me - to deprive the world - of Mae's wit even in fiction is a Crime Against Humanity".

Neil reaches for his gun to settle this in the All-American Way. "Bugger! I don't have one".

Neil reaches for his lawyer to settle this in the All-American Way. "Bugger! I don't have one".

"OK, Then we'll have to settle this in the British way." Neil settles down to hatch out a plan so fiendish that it makes him laugh aloud.

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Jdclyde, you will pay."

"Fear is the best insurance that money can buy."

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<okay...we need to clear some things up>

by maecuff In reply to BAMBAMBAM!

I don't own ANY flannel (except some sheets) and would more likely wear black leather than anything. I don't own a gun. Never have owned a gun and don't want a gun. I do have a baseball bat and a shovel.

I just got rid of a dodge pick up truck (no Fords OR Chevys).

And, JD, I didn't REALLY grow a *****. Why would I? They aren't very aesthetically pleasing and it seems they would just get in the way. I'll just keep my reproductive organs tucked away, thank you..

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Protesteth too much?

by jdclyde In reply to BAMBAMBAM!

Clearly, you are in denial.

I also noticed the points that you didn't refute? :0 Does that mean you don't contest them?

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Hmmm

by maecuff In reply to BAMBAMBAM!

I think that I protested just the right amount. Not too much, not too little. Just like goldilocks..

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Okay..what REALLY happened..

by maecuff In reply to Skritch! Skritch! Skritch ...

Mae looked around and said "What am I doing in the woods? I don't like nature". Then she noticed her clothes, "And why am I wearing flannel?" She came to the only logical conclusion. She had been drugged by the hirsute Anne Heche. She very kindly explained to Anne and Ginny that while she understood their lifestyle, she couldn't be a part of it, nor would they want her to. She would be a very selfish lover.

Anne and Ginny drove her to the nearest shopping mall and waited while she bought some girly clothes and trendy pumps, then took her to the spa where Mae enjoyed a nice long massage from a well-oiled and toned young man.

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The part that gave you away

by jdclyde In reply to Okay..what REALLY happene ...

was when you put in the "kindly explained".

If you has said "chastised the two devious ....." then MAYBE. But "kindly?" Not the Mae WE know and fear... I mean LOVE! love, yeah, thats what I meant.......


BACK AWAY FROM THE SHOVEL.......

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I really can

by maecuff In reply to Okay..what REALLY happene ...

be nice. I usually save it for holidays and special occasions.

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Yes, thats right

by AV . In reply to Okay..what REALLY happene ...

Mae, glowing after her lengthy massage, decided to spend a little time in the sauna to sort things out. She really wasn't sure what had transpired over the last couple of days and was very troubled, to say the least.

The sauna was empty except for a very svelte looking woman modestly covered in a towel. "Hello" the woman said, "isn't this just the most relaxing place?" Mae answered "yes, especially after what I have been through." After that, Mae and the woman talked about her ordeal at length.

"That is an unbelievable story" said the woman. "I think I can help you find out what happened to you while you were drugged. I'm a private investigator and have been working on the Yeti case for some time now. I think we can help each other out."

The woman gave Mae her card. It read AV Private Investigations. "People just call me AV."

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Mae looked up up a quizzical expression...

by DMambo In reply to Okay..what REALLY happene ...

"Dang", she said. "I always thought American Voter was a man! Learn something new every day."

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