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By OldER Mycroft ·
Laser Energetics of America had proudly announced its latest weapons. According to boss Robert Battis, they fire green rays just like in Star Wars "to help the military, law enforcement, correctional facilities, security, border patrol, piracy control, homeland security, airport security and more."

And the good news is they don't kill the bad guys - they just make them puke.

This remarkable effect is caused by the green ray messing with the target's vision and balance, generating the urge to throw up. The weapon comes in two useful sizes:

#1 - A hand-held version, which is claimed to be effective up to a mile away

#2 - A mini-torchlight model, which can reintroduce you to last night's pizza from 100 metres

The manufacturers assured Zygote that their weapons of mess extraction worked even with the target's eyes shut, but they failed to respond to the obvious flaw in the system: what if the Terminator wears mirrored sunglasses ??

* Zygote, Computer Shopper, October 2009 edition.

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Aahhh!! :0

by Jellimonsta In reply to Innocent by standers?

That would not be much fun.
I am sure she was just trying to squeak one out being as she was in a hot tub with preexisting bubbles. ;\ :^0

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ahhhh JD

by Shellbot In reply to Innocent by standers?

man..thats gross...

why do i click on these links??? :0

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Oh sure

by jdclyde In reply to ahhhh JD

act surprised. You knew the topic being discussed....

No one to blame but yourself! ;\

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I know...

by Shellbot In reply to ahhhh JD

I just don't think sometimes :)

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Maybe Scummy had it right

by jdclyde In reply to ahhhh JD

about blond hair?

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I confess

by ganyssa In reply to ahhhh JD

it was not JD's link, but Shell's reaction, that made me have to go look. We have severely blocked internet, but as many of you know, I have an iPhone, so I just had to go see.

My eyes And I had to show three other people because I couldn't stop laughing, and now they think I'm real sick.

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Can I assume from the conversation

by CharlieSpencer In reply to ahhhh JD

that someone got more than they bargained for?

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Christie, tell me about it....

by jdclyde In reply to ahhhh JD

that one has been making me laugh for over a year now, and yes, I had already sent it along the email forward list long ago......

The current topic reminded me so I had to share with the class..... ;\

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dunno

by Shellbot In reply to ahhhh JD

Scummy has some sort of weird blonde fantasy I think... :0

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"One ping or two, Captain ?" ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to Innocent by standers?

I wonder if anyone 'heard' it ? :^0

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