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Laser that induces vomiting ...

By OldER Mycroft ·
Laser Energetics of America had proudly announced its latest weapons. According to boss Robert Battis, they fire green rays just like in Star Wars "to help the military, law enforcement, correctional facilities, security, border patrol, piracy control, homeland security, airport security and more."

And the good news is they don't kill the bad guys - they just make them puke.

This remarkable effect is caused by the green ray messing with the target's vision and balance, generating the urge to throw up. The weapon comes in two useful sizes:

#1 - A hand-held version, which is claimed to be effective up to a mile away

#2 - A mini-torchlight model, which can reintroduce you to last night's pizza from 100 metres

The manufacturers assured Zygote that their weapons of mess extraction worked even with the target's eyes shut, but they failed to respond to the obvious flaw in the system: what if the Terminator wears mirrored sunglasses ??

* Zygote, Computer Shopper, October 2009 edition.

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Having a sh|tty day

by jdclyde In reply to Hahaha...

worse than the last link, but twice as funny.....

Consider yourself warned!

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by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Having a sh|tty day

I'm still laughing. :^0

Col 0:-)

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I laugh

by jdclyde In reply to BAD BAD JD

every time.

ThingOne reminded me to post it after I mentioned I had linked to the hot tub.

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by Shellbot In reply to Having a sh|tty day

hahaha..phecking hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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I believe...

by ---TK--- In reply to Could be worse

you're refering to the "Brown note"... Unfortunatly I dont think that its ever been truely proved to be effective...

Such a shame... it would be a very effective RIOT control weapon... :)

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Can you imagine

by The Scummy One In reply to Laser that induces vomiti ...

border patrol having shlts and grins while drinking, playing with this toy :^0

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Exactly why

by maecuff In reply to Can you imagine

I should never own one. I could honestly see myself using it on people.

Be funny, though.

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At a party, it'd be a riot

by The Scummy One In reply to Exactly why

"watch this, I bet I can make Fred puke on key" -- :^0

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There's an idea for

by maecuff In reply to At a party, it'd be a rio ...

supplementing your income. Winning bets by making people puke.

I like it.

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:^0 :^0

by The Scummy One In reply to There's an idea for

ya sure ya dont wanna join the church of scum ?
you are a natural :^0

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