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Laser that induces vomiting ...

By OldER Mycroft ·
Laser Energetics of America had proudly announced its latest weapons. According to boss Robert Battis, they fire green rays just like in Star Wars "to help the military, law enforcement, correctional facilities, security, border patrol, piracy control, homeland security, airport security and more."

And the good news is they don't kill the bad guys - they just make them puke.

This remarkable effect is caused by the green ray messing with the target's vision and balance, generating the urge to throw up. The weapon comes in two useful sizes:

#1 - A hand-held version, which is claimed to be effective up to a mile away

#2 - A mini-torchlight model, which can reintroduce you to last night's pizza from 100 metres

The manufacturers assured Zygote that their weapons of mess extraction worked even with the target's eyes shut, but they failed to respond to the obvious flaw in the system: what if the Terminator wears mirrored sunglasses ??

* Zygote, Computer Shopper, October 2009 edition.

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I avoid

by maecuff In reply to :^0 :^0

all religion.

I went to Catholic school and went to church 6 days a week for years. I don't go anymore. I went already..I did it all in advance.

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Not about...

by Jellimonsta In reply to I avoid

religion Mae... it's about relationship.

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I know, Jelli..

by maecuff In reply to I avoid

Just being my normal smart@ss self.

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Are you sure Jelli

by rob mekel In reply to I avoid

Is it about releationship ... ???

Vo-mitting in a relationship
shouldn't you better step out of that one :^0

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Or better still

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to At a party, it'd be a rio ...

Instead of aiming laser Pointers at Aircraft coming in to land or Take off point this at them and see what happens.

Bad Bad Scummy look what you made me do. :^0

Col

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Wonder if this will lead...

by NotSoChiGuy In reply to Laser that induces vomiti ...

...to street lamps that are designed to disperse crowds on corners?? Much like that 'Mosquito' siren meant to disperse teens.

They could have used these in Chino over the weekend!!

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Think of the potential here

by The Scummy One In reply to Wonder if this will lead. ...

you are thinking small scale.
Mount them under every overpass, all of the traffic below will get hit
Then there will be thousands of insurance claims from the accidents, lots of **1 calls keeping the ER units staffed. Lots of repairs to vehicles, keeping employment up, and most of all, lots of new car purchases helping the auto industry
See, its a win-win-win situation, the only downside is possible fatalities and injuries to people

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Mount them outside prisons.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Wonder if this will lead. ...

Aim them at the top of the wall.

Actually, almost nobody goes over the walls, but they could be mounted in front of military positions, facing toward the enemy.

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Definitely lots of practicle use

by NotSoChiGuy In reply to Mount them outside prison ...

At the least, it would be easier to use something like this than to ship in loud speakers and subject enemies to hours of loud pop music. Probably more humane, too!

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Goodyear blimp

by Ed Woychowsky In reply to Mount them outside prison ...

Sporting events will never be the same.

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