After Hours

Your so nice :)

I mean, you could have said "good lord the woman couldn't even find her way out of a station" and been fully justified in saying so :)

Ya, thankfully I'm not a car owner..spend 2 euros a day on the bus..but if i wasn't so lazy i'd be walking home cause its not that far!

what can i say..??

dunno..she better be hot

putting on a show for the other ladies here.

Everyone knows women are 3 seconds away from being lesbians at any point, right?

I have seen the movies, I know how that works! B-)

Everyone knows women are 3 seconds away from being lesbians at any point, right?

Well, I've never had any woman turn lesbian 3 seconds after meeting me. They usually just turn and run :^0

I have seen the movies, I know how that works!

I'm not EVEN gonna ask what you been watchin...you scoundrel! :^0

They usually turn and run?

And yet you don't think that they are realizing that they are far better off with another woman?

Perhaps that is the exact moment when they realize they are lesbians, either that or they should feel attracted to you.

Not much of a coin flip, is it?

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

if they were all blind, i'd be the new super stud lol :^0

you and your soundtracks to AIDA and Cats on cassette, and the leisure suit do that well enough for the whole world :^0

(good joke btw )

I'll try harder next time..

You just thnk what ya want though..don't wanna wreck your day :)