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By Shellbot ·
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I've been noticed!
How lucky I am...I bet yer all jelous.. ]:)

One of your fellow TechRepublic members has sent you a private message:

From: stellaotiola@...
Subject: hello
Message:
hello
My name is miss evaotiot. i saw your profile here
techrepublic.com.com.today and became intrested in you,i will also like to
know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give
you my picture, for you to know whom i am.
Here is my email addres (evaotiot@*****.com)
I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
EVa.
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)

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Ah James

by Shellbot In reply to Well to be fair

Your so nice :)

I mean, you could have said "good lord the woman couldn't even find her way out of a station" and been fully justified in saying so :)

Ya, thankfully I'm not a car owner..spend 2 euros a day on the bus..but if i wasn't so lazy i'd be walking home cause its not that far!

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Well,

by Shellbot In reply to Wow, you attract both the ...

what can i say..??

dunno..she better be hot

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Awwww c'mon!

by Oz_Media In reply to just realised

The least you could do was express sincere sexual interest and let all of us males have a positive mental picture, instead of wrecking it for everyone.

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She was just

by jdclyde In reply to Awwww c'mon!

putting on a show for the other ladies here.

Everyone knows women are 3 seconds away from being lesbians at any point, right?

I have seen the movies, I know how that works! B-)

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maybe so...

by jck In reply to She was just

Everyone knows women are 3 seconds away from being lesbians at any point, right?

Well, I've never had any woman turn lesbian 3 seconds after meeting me. They usually just turn and run :^0

I have seen the movies, I know how that works!

I'm not EVEN gonna ask what you been watchin...you scoundrel! :^0

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3 seconds after meeting me.

by Oz_Media In reply to maybe so...

They usually turn and run?

And yet you don't think that they are realizing that they are far better off with another woman?

Perhaps that is the exact moment when they realize they are lesbians, either that or they should feel attracted to you.

Not much of a coin flip, is it?

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Jck is turning them lesbian? :0

by jdclyde In reply to 3 seconds after meeting m ...

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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you would have to understand

by jck In reply to 3 seconds after meeting m ...

if they were all blind, i'd be the new super stud lol :^0

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nah jdclyde

by jck In reply to 3 seconds after meeting m ...

you and your soundtracks to AIDA and Cats on cassette, and the leisure suit do that well enough for the whole world :^0

(good joke btw )

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sorry

by Shellbot In reply to Awwww c'mon!

I'll try harder next time..

You just thnk what ya want though..don't wanna wreck your day :)

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