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May 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm #2209929
May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Lockedby av . · about 12 years, 10 months ago
Well, this is the big one, folks. Are you ready for the Rapture? Either you’re going up to Heaven on Saturday or you’ll be “left behind” with the rest of us sinners. I already know which group I’m in, so bring on the fire and brimstone. :^0
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43082513/ns/us_news-life/t/end-world-how-about-party-instead/
Edited: Forgot the link
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May 18, 2011 at 6:14 pm #2892494
Yeah, heard that a couple weeks ago.
by seanferd · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Then there was the rapture last year, and two years before that.
U.S. history is littered with more eschatological predictions than the the entire history of the rest of the world put together.
Just ask the believers to sigh over all their cash and property over to you. It’s odd how few takers there are. But id they love their pets, there is always http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
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May 18, 2011 at 6:30 pm #2892493
Funny, just dang funny
by michael jay · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Yeah, heard that a couple weeks ago.
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May 18, 2011 at 9:53 pm #2892475
Obviously the extra work needs to be compensated for…
by ansugisalas · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Funny, just dang funny
laughing all the way to the bank ain’t a walk in the park!
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May 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm #2892492
A fool and his money are soon parted
by av . · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Yeah, heard that a couple weeks ago.
Cashing in on the Rapture. Oh, Capitalism at its greatest. I hate to see these people on Sunday morning, after nothing’s happened.
AV
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May 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm #2892487
Meanwhile, at the FBI HQ…
by ansugisalas · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Yeah, heard that a couple weeks ago.
“We’re receiving reports about a serial mass-murderer…”
“Seems this person Jesus Nazarethea (He’s apparently Hispanic), has been behind several waves of disappearances. He’s even spreading the word that his victims ‘have gone to a better place’ – a clear-cut euphemism for being croaked.”
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May 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm #2892488
Well,
by boxfiddler · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
if I miss this rapture, at least come October something or other, the world will end and I’ll be freed from my current circumstance. :^0
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May 18, 2011 at 9:28 pm #2892480
What Davette
by oh smeg · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Well,
Are you worried that the batteries will go flat before you experience the Rapture?
I have the schematics for a Battery Eliminator that suits all [b]Battery Powered Rapture Inducing Devices[/b] of the vibrating variety. 😉
If you are at all worried just deposit all your funds after liquidating everything you own into my bank account. I’ll email you the schematics which as you have already sold all of your computers you’ll be unable to read. :p
Col
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May 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm #2892401
I’m all stocked up on batteries, thank you
by av . · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to What Davette
I got plenty of duct tape too. It always comes in handy for something. :^0
AV
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May 18, 2011 at 9:51 pm #2892476
That civil engineer has figured it out…
by ansugisalas · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Well,
He’s going to say, if he happens to be around on sunday : “Sorry folks, the rapture is real, came and went – we’re just none of us good enough… but I deciphered from Revelations, that we’re getting a second chance, next deadline is 21 June!
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May 20, 2011 at 6:47 pm #2892316
NO NO that is all wrong
by hal 9000 · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to That civil engineer has figured it out…
He will be saying that because of his Prayers to the Mass Murderer AKA Jesus/The Nazarene he has prevented this Catastrophe from occurring and has been told by his beloved Savor that he has until [i]whenever[/i] to milk as much as possible out of his followers. 😉
OH and as a Civil Engineer he has very likely got sick and tired of building Targets for Mechanical Engineers to destroy so he’s now predicting the End of the Earth when actually it’s just the end of what he’s built. 😉
Col
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May 19, 2011 at 9:09 am #2892447
I don’t know about all of you…
by jck · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
But, I’m gonna party on Saturday til Jesus arrives.
Then I’m gonna say “Okay, Jesus. Let’s go.”
And if Jesus doesn’t show up? Well, at least I can walk to the liquor store for more booze. :^0
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May 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm #2892416
Local bars are hosting Rapture parties
by charliespencer · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to I don’t know about all of you…
One is publicizing the event with the tag line, “You can tell St. Pete, “But, but I was DRUNK!”
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May 19, 2011 at 9:13 am #2892446
silly mistakes
by john.a.wills · about 12 years, 10 months ago
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Certainly within the next 100 years the end of my world will come, probably within the next 50. That is what should concern me, not the end of other people’s worlds so much.
Secondly, I am not looking it up at the moment, but somewhere Jesus says that no-one knows when the end of the world will come.
Thirdly, I understand that this prophesier bases part of his prediction on confusion of the Israelites and the Israelis, an identity error. -
May 19, 2011 at 11:14 am #2892439
I’ll be in Myrtle Beach for it
by nicknielsen · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
If I’m gonna get left behind, I might as well have fun doing it. ;\
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May 19, 2011 at 11:33 am #2892437
Yeah I heard about that prediction…
by jfuller05 · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Hasn’t he missed a prediction before?
Apocalyptic stuff sells.
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May 20, 2011 at 7:51 pm #2892311
Yes.
by seanferd · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Yeah I heard about that prediction…
In the ’90s.
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May 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm #2892415
Everybody sing along!
by charliespencer · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
“They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait,
And some say it’s better but I say it ain’t.
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun!
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May 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm #2892393
How About
by dogknees · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Those that predict these things get to explain exactly why they got it wrong when the event fails to occur, and why we should pay any attention to them in the future. Perhaps they should be banned from making any predictions in any forum ever again. They should be banned from the ‘net for life.
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May 20, 2011 at 6:30 pm #2892317
No need
by nicknielsen · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to How About
They might still have a few adherents, but their credibility as prophets will be shot. If I remember from my history of religions class, the Millerites set a date or two back in the 1840s, but nothing happened. Williams Miller, their leader and prophet apologized for being wrong, but swore he would come to the same conclusion if he had it to do over again. The Millerites learned their lesson. They’re still around (we call them Seventh Day Adventists) and they still study Biblical prophesy and the end times, but they’ve sense enough not to attempt to put dates to it.
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May 20, 2011 at 8:17 pm #2892310
Important tips for the coming Rapture.
by seanferd · about 12 years, 10 months ago
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May 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm #2892275
Hey, HAL, you still over there?
by charliespencer · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Isn’t it the 22nd over your way by now? Anybody missing? Heck, is anyone on that beer-swilling, vegamite-eating continent even eligible?
HAL? HAL?
omg…
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May 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm #2892274
45 minutes left for us Eastern Daylight Time folks
by av . · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to Hey, HAL, you still over there?
I took a nap so I would feel refreshed when it happens. :p
Haven’t seen Hal today. Uh oh.AV
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May 23, 2011 at 7:14 am #2894265
Judgement Day 2011
by jck · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to 45 minutes left for us Eastern Daylight Time folks
Well, I waited for Jesus to show up. He never did.
Proof positive that no one can decide when you will show up, except you. That rule even applies to Jesus. 😉
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May 23, 2011 at 4:22 pm #2894224
I’m waiting for the class-action lawsuit against Harold Camping
by av . · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
Lots of people lost lots of money based on his failed prediction. That oughta be a good one! :p
AV
Edit: spelled Camping wrong. Duh.
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May 24, 2011 at 4:34 pm #2894126
Just like Arnie
by nexs · about 12 years, 10 months ago
In reply to May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day
The Allmighty’s said “I’ll be back”…
Aparently.
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