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By NickNielsen ·
All of this came to me in my email today...

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Eng.Daniel Parker has written a will for you.According to his testament,you are the beneficiary of 17,000,000.00GBP.Late Engr Daniel Parker died on the 13th day of Feb. 2007 at the age of 80years, and his funds is now ready for execution. The funds is in a Bank account number:ABP-LN-685-00/52207712321 with a Security Deposit Bank here in london UK.
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Dear beneficiary,
With effect from ministry of finance online email drawl done last week, your email address was selected as the one of the ten lucky winners of $4.5 millions each. The chairman, national assembly parliament committee on foreign fund matter has already signed approval for your payment and Bank Atlantic Benin was appointed by firm to transfer a total of ($4.500, 000 millions) to you which your email address won, we congratulate you as you receive it.? An instruction has been given to BAB to transfer your fund through western union money transfer or to send you an ATM card with valued $4.5millions.
The sum of $5,000usd will be install mental transferring to you via western union on daily basis.
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Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
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J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours/Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:


Attention Beneficiary,
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We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $6,100,000.00 be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way at which you are to receive your payment because it is more guaranteed, since over $5 billion was lost on fake check year two (2) 2008.
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So, it appears that I am now both $10.6 million and £17 million richer.

Guess I can buy another bottle of Scotch, now. B-)

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I'm not holding my breath

by NickNielsen In reply to Go for it

But I will raise a 15-year-old cask in your direction. Cheers! [_]3

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Oz_Media In reply to I'm not holding my breath

Malaga Cask, now I have to hit the government dairy after work!

Actually I just took 10 minutes to call in an order, picking up a 30 year old Malaga Cask (nice late night whiskey), and a bottle of the Sherry Wood finish (good all day sipper)on my way home. Think I'll be into the Sherry Wood (or should I have gone for the Port Wood, damn) before hitting teh pony track tonight, well prob between races too.
Well worth the time and expense.

all excited now, the day is going to crawl!

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